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8.07.2009

Tha "iMPACT!" Playback

This is Total NON STOP Action! I hope the WWE is paying attention. TNA is living up to its name. I’m not talking about storylines whether stupid or classic, nor am I talking logic.

I’m talking fighting and action. The kind that makes a show go by quick from beginning to end leaving the viewer satisfied and wanting more. That’s what’s going down in TNA Town, The iMPACT! Zone is non top especially tonight as the show erupted.

The show opened with a recap of last week's episode. A shot aired of Kurt Angle and Eric Young exiting a huge limo together...The Main Event Mafia walked to the ring together.

Kurt Angle said Mick Foley allegedly defeated Kevin Nash for the TNA Legends Title. Blah, blah, blah…Angle said he spoke to the TNA board of directors and "they agreed the match is a sham." Angle said they agreed to let the outcome stand on the condition that Nash get a rematch against Mick Foley at the Hard Justice pay-per-view.

And that Nash has a chance to end Foley's career. Kurt said he was forced to make and deal and points to the entrance and the World Elite comes out and they all shake hands. Angle and Young bigged each other up and talked about how their gonna take over TNA together.

”Boys, let the cleansing begin," Young says.

Backstage, Jeremy Borash interviews Mick Foley, who said he has a feeling this will be a night they'll never forget. Sting and Bobby Lashley enter and Sting says, "It's show time, Mick." Foley got up and left with Sting and Lashley...Sting, Foley, & Lashley, where’s Jerrett hiding?

Backstage, Lauren tells Christopher Daniels that Eric Young wants to make an example out of him. Lauren says Young was waiting in the ring with Kiyoshi and Sheik Abdul Bashir. Suddenly, the Motor City Machine Guns walked onto the set and knocked on the camera. They pretended like they didn't know what a camera was because they haven't been on television in so long. Daniels got upset and told them everyone's jobs are in danger. He said they haven't done anything to get noticed.

He told them they could join him in the fight by accompanying him to ringside... First match of the night Christopher Daniels vs. Eric Young. Great match and good chemistry but a lil confusion with so many heels together or not together, but otherwise they put on a good show especially with Young continuing to use the pile driver. Shout out to Mr. Wonderful! Eric Young gets the win.

Back stage interview with Team 3D and Beer Money. Brother Ray says he knows Eric Young better than anyone and reminds us of when Eric begged Jeff Jarrett for a job and goes on to insult the British Invasion for their weak although typical heel title win last week.

8 Man Tag Team match next. Big Rob & Doug Williams & Scott Steiner & Booker T vs Team 3D & Beer Money

Any match with 4 teams is a sure fire hit. These guys where flying everywhere and I like how TNA is big on the tag teams. Take notes Vince. Big Rob & Doug Williams & Scott Steiner & Booker get the win via chaos when the Eric and Co. came out.. World Cheats is more like it. Lots of brawling and outside the ring action in this match. TNA all the way. Street fight meets battle royale everywhere.

Next up it s the ladies, always my favorite.Taylor Wilde & Serita take on Alissa Flash & Traci Brookes. Not much here probably the slowest match of the night. Taylor and Serita take the match with Serita getting the pin.

Backstage, Lauren interviews The Beautiful People. They bitch about Cody Deaner kissing Angelina Love last week. Love said she and Velvet will face ODB and Cody at the pay-per-view... A shot aired of Kip James picking up trash where the real wrestlers had been brawling. Hernandez showed up and asked what happened. "Where have you been?" Kip asked.

"There was like a big brawl around here. Now I've gotta pick all this shit up"...Oh boy I wish WWE would take him and Mr. Ass back for a real DX reunion. Poor guys are just fading away, it’s a shame. AJ Styles interview next and he’s hot from the brawl and says he ain’t seen nothing like it and that there’s no way Morgan’s gonna beat him tonight.

Not sure if I’d agree….Hernandez video package, where’s this going? Did Konnan die and I missed it? I need the LAX the mean LAX come on.. Sidebar: Apparently the Pope is coming to TNA…LMAO that’s Laughing My Ass Off. I gotta see this.

2nd Match in Best of 3 Series Matt Morgan vs AJ Styles.

Now you know Matt’s gotta win or it's over. So they make what its gotta be. Fail of the night on Morgan for goin' for the chokeslam so early. Giants and brains don’t seem to go hand and hand. Even though Morgan wins that’s not my point.

Backstage, Borash catches Angle trying to leave the building. Angle splits and Borash spots a flustered Abyss hiding in a corner. Abyss says he cant trust anyone after Dr. Stevie put out the $50,000 bounty. Consequences Creed enters and complained about Abyss attacking him on a previous show. Jay Lethal attacks Abyss from behind. Creed joins Lethal in trying to beat down Abyss. To no avail and Abyss leaves them lying on their backs…Creed and Lethal are like Mike Sharp’s on steroids now, not a good look.

Sting's return? A video package airs and says so…Does sting return every month or is it just me.

Main Event time… Sting vs Brutus Magnus. The ref kicks out the British Invasion from the jump. Who can really trust Slick Johnson now?

Does Sting have that much power? Some good moves by Magnus but the rookie mistake lands him in the Scorpian Death Lock and it s over and Sting’s on his way to Hard Justice. After the match the World Elite storm the ring and beat down Stinger. Lashley and Foley try to save the day but the Main Even Mafia spoil that idea and it’s the two factions taking out Lashley, Foley and Sting.

Hernandez comes out like a helicopter with a chain swinging overhead to clear the ring. I smell a Hernandez title run coming up even if brief. He’s gettin quite the face push. I bet Lashley beats him to the belt though.

Tha Results

Christopher Daniels vs. Eric Young.
Winner: Eric Young

8 Man Tag Match
Big Rob & Doug Williams & Scott Steiner & Booker T vs Team 3D & Beer Money
Winners: Big Rob & Doug Williams & Scott Steiner & Booker

Taylor Wilde & Serita vs Alissa Flash & Traci Brookes
Winners: Taylor Wilde & Serita

2nd Match in Best of 3 Series
Matt Morgan vs AJ Styles
Winner: Matt Morgan (1-1)

Sting vs Brutus Magnus
Winner: Sting


3 comments: on "Tha "iMPACT!" Playback"

Anonymous said...

Line of the night was Lethal yelling,"Dr. Issac Yankem put a $50,000 bounty on him!" I love Lethal,man he's gold.

Christian said...

Back stage interview with Team 3D and Beer Money. Brother Ray says he knows Eric Young better than anyone and reminds us of when Eric begged Jeff Jarrett for a job and goes on to insult the British Invasion for their weak although typical heel title win last week.

Robert Roode said the stuff about Eric Young,not Bubba.

Hipnosis said...

TNAWrestling.com has a survey up to see what fans are watching it seems

looks like TNA's getting ready for some big changes soon