Chair Shots & Table SpotsFantasy Booking Special

In the spirit of Taboo...um Cyber Sunday and Big Daddy Donnie's new found passion for fantasy booking, I began to think of what exactly I would do to improve the ECW brand. I could start from the beginning and change everything.

That's too easy. The question is what would I do if I were given complete creative control tomorrow?

Well, chillax...cause I'm about to tell you.

First, I would establish a tag team division. This is something the original ECW did extremely (pun intended) well. Stevie Richards and CW "don't call me Christopher" Anderson aren't doing shit right now. Poof! Tag team number one. The Andersons are known for their tag team legacy and Richards is no stranger to tagging himself.

Put the damn FBI on television!

What the hell is the problem here? The FBI are amazing performers and are already over! You just have to remind the fans why they used to love them. The only member of the FBI we ever see is Trinity and her amazing bouncing peck gimmick. Bleck.

Now, bring up some new blood to beef up the tag division. Where better to look than Ring of Honor? There's currently few teams in the world better than the Briscoe Brothers. Their style would fit in perfectly with the ECW brand.

What about Harry Smith and Teddy Hart? A new Hart Foundation for a new generation! Now that's gold! Oh yeah...and take the masks off the Bashams...tag team number four!

Next, bring back the Television title and put it on CM Punk. When RVD held the title, he brought the belt so much prestige and legitimacy that it rivaled the World title. CM Punk could be the new RVD in that respect and prolong his inevitable climb to the top of the brand for at least a few more months. The World title hunt would involve all the guys currently on top...Big Show, Sandman, Sabu, RVD, and Test. While most of these guys are huge fan favorites, they've become predictable and most are on the downside of their careers due to age and injury. We need a TV title to keep the talent young, hungry, and fresh. Does that sound wicked gay?

Here's the big storyline...Team Heyman vs. The ECW Originals! Remember the old Vince McMahon killing his own creation with the nWo storyline? It failed. It failed big time. This time Heyman would be the one doing the killing and his prey would be ECW. He already has Big Show, Test, and the Bashams on his team. That's not enough. You need someone that would rock the very foundation of everything ECW has ever stood for. Enter: Tommy Dreamer. Let's face it. Dreamer and Heyman have been in cahoots since day one. It's time to exploit that. After all, Dreamer's not doing a damn
thing anyway. He was the heart and soul of the original ECW and he'd be the one to rip that heart right out by his own hands. He can talk about how he gave and gave to the fans and never got anywhere. Now comes the payoff...Team Heyman vs. The ECW Originals loser leaves ECW! What better place for this collision to happen than this year's Survivor Series?!

You're right, Big Daddy Donnie...this shit writes itself! Agree? Disagree? Wanna talk some more shit on John Cena? Feel free.

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