My First Drunken, Birthday "O" Show Article...enjoy!

What up "O" Show readers. Welcome to my first ever "drunk" article. Yep, it's my birthday and I'll drink if want to. First off, let me just welcome the The Stro to Tha Show. Not only am I honored to have you write for our illustrious website...but it rhymes just to mention it, so it must be a good thing. God bless. Now...it would appear as if the first-ever feud may be starting up here on Tha "O" Show...apparently Big Daddy Donnie and I have differing views on the new ECW brand. Don, you do realize we started this site because we LIKE wrestling, right? You gotta give a little bro...the new product hasn't even taken off yet and you're hating. What are you?...a Toronto hip-hop fan or something? Oh yeah, you are...
Believe it or not, if there was any reason to believe that the ECW product is going to be dope...it was the last edition of "SmackDown!". I just watched it (you "O" Show heads know I tape the shit and watch it later). There were AT LEAST two major O's to speak of.

First one...that ridiculous finisher from Super Crazy in his match with Brian Kendrick. Whatever it's called...it's sick. An off the top rope super-suplex of some sort...I had to rewind it at least thrice (yep, I'm on my eighth or ninth drink right now...this is kinda fun). I've seen him do it before...but hearing that he would be tagging with Tajiri(!) this Sunday to face The FBI only further propelled my excitement for both the ECW PPV and the upcoming shows put on by the brand.

The other major "O", of course, came with the appearance of Sabu. No wonder they call him the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death-defying Sabu. His flying legdrop to Rey Mysterio who lay on the table outside of the ring was ill!

Now have we seen stuff like this before...and stuff that was even better? Of course! But have we seen it on either "Raw" or "SmackDown!" lately? No!

This is why the new ECW WILL be dope. It will NOT be the same as what we're used to seeing on regular WWE programming. Sure, it's not exactly the same as the old ECW. How can it be? Sure, they have "drafted" some classic WWE mainstays like Kurt Angle and The Big Show. But when was the last time you saw a BAD match involving Kurt Angle? Just imagine him within the world of extreme!

The least you could do (Donnie and his fellow doubters) is watch the "One Night Stand" pay-per-view this Sunday to determine whether or not the new ECW product is going to suck or not. I'm already enjoying what they've displayed and am eager to see more of it. After all, an "O" is an "O" and this is Tha "O" Show. You think ECW is going to come back and not provide us with several opportunities to yell out our favourite letter?!?! I doubt it. I predict no less than ten this Sunday.

Yeah, I said it. TEN! That's always been my favourite number...so I'm sticking with it. Hell, I was born on the tenth! And I have had about ten drinks...as I write this. So how could I be wrong?

By the way, big shout out to my bredren Booker T...excuse me, King Booker, for having the line of the night on "SmackDown!":

"Do it for the QUEEN!", he yells to William Regal during his match with Bobby Lashley. I love it.

Oh, and speaking of things I love...for this year's birthday. I REALLY want Kristal to FINALLY add me to her myspace friends list. Did you see her booty shakin' on "SmackDown!"? I'm in love, straight up! Damn girl, I requested you weeks ago...what's the deal?

Get at me at www.myspace.com/daneo10

And lastly, E-C-Dub!, E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!...(burp) I'mma 'bout to pass out...peace.

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