You'd think a guy who's name started with an "O", who was trained in "O"-VW, draws a giant "O" in the air when he enters the ring, and used to run with one of my WWE favs in JBL - would be the patron saint of Tha "O" Show. But No!Orlando Jordan sucks.
I know, i know -- news flash. Ok, he can cut a half decent promo, but word of his new gimmick - a bisexual playboy who will be winged by former TNA chick Trinity and his real life buddy Eric has made me think he has hit a new low.
My prediction? If this gimmick does in fact take off, it'll run a couple months of shock value and then fall flat on his face. Shortly there after you'll read on the company website, "Orlando Jordan has been released from his WWE obligations. All of us here at the WWE wish Mr. Jordan nothing but the best in his future endeavors".
So, all that being said - and the fact that the only "O" I ever got watching O.J. was when I said "O my god, why does this man have a contract?" - I think he should be forced to change his name and drop the O all together.
Lando Jordan. Lando. It's not so bad. Hell it worked for Billy Dee Williams in Star Wars! Calrissian was mad-over in Empire, but admittedly a little over booked in Return of the Jedi.
Lando Jordan - please return your O to the show immediately or stop sucking. You're a disgrace to that fine, emphatic vowel.
4 comments: on "Officer, please remove that man's O"
Do you really think that Orlando Jordan's new gimmick was his idea?
If so, then let's start blaming ALL of the dumb ideas WWE is having on Orlando.
The current Rey/Randy angle? Orlando Jordan.
The incontinuity editor plaguing RAW and SmackDown every week (hey, wasn't Kane a rapist last month...oh, nevermind now he's hanging out with Lita). That's Orlando Jordan's fault.
He asked for this gimmick!! And apparently Kanyon got wind of it because now he's promoting himself as the first ever openly-gay wrestler or major pro sport athlete. I guess he's just discounting swimmers, divers and figure skaters - but then I again I usually discount them too.
By divers, do you mean European hockey players?
Ba da bum!
Thank you folks, I'll be here all week, try the veal!
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