I guess it's only fitting that I DJB the southern guy gets to cover the "Raw" where they have NASCAR guys hosting. I'm not going to lie, I'm a NASCAR fan, times have been better for NASCAR, now their hurting. Let me say this if I'm Mike Helton (or whoever decides the PR stuff like this) I am sure as hell not letting Joey Lagano and Kyle Busch go to something like this and make the non-watchers think these geeky fools are NASCAR.NASCAR has guys like Tony Stewart (Smoke), Ryan Newman, Jimmie Johnson, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Carl Edwards and even Juan Pablo Montoya guys who like they could get into a fight, not like Poindexter.
Also Kyle Busch is old school Dale Earnhardt level in that fans hate him. Why do that? Incredibly baffling. Props to Kofi Johnson, Coffee Kingston...Kofi Kingston for winning his match tonight.
Another observation I made about the Bragging Rights PPV and the upcoming Survivor Series PPV. Add two men and you have the same damn PPV. I will say this, I have a feeling that Survivor Series may not feature any Survivor Series style matches. That's fine if they make it a Survivor Series card worth watching.
I do have something serious to ask everyone. Was it required that if Kofi got a next level push he had to drop his Jamaican accent? That wasn't the same guy that said, "There is always a little trouble in para...dise," is it? Man alive, he's spent too much time in America if that's his new accent. I also wonder if he meant to splash the goop all over himself? Doubtful, but it added to the effect.
The taste of crow isn't all that bad. It is absolutely no secret to the nation of O that I loathed The Miz for a very, very long time. He has developed far beyond I thought he would. He may be the double dub E's most developed worker in quite a while. He's a good United States champion, and a US Champion vs. WWE Champion match would be a nice addition to Survivor Series.
That is where the E usually screws stuff up here though. It would be a total job by the Miz to make Cena look good, with the E having no issue making their United States Champion look like a chump. If it were an even match with Miz looking like he could win on multiple occasions during that match it would be great.
I know I'm one of the few, if not the only guy on Tha O Show and in the nation of O that hates Jack Thwagger. The guy is just bad. Not really good on the mic, he's pretty good in the ring, but he's over hyped. He's a big guy and a former Sooner who will most likely hold a WWE title or five, but at this point he definitely doesn't need it.
Homo hair, a bad wardrobe and shitty mic skills cancel out the in-ring work he does. I'm just not a fan. It's personal opinion, and I'm not telling you you're wrong for being in love with him, I'm just not agreeing. At all. He's the new Cena in the making. So instead of Thwagger I will from this day forward refer to him as CIM.
Casur, you and I are no longer alone. Pasty white guys with something resembling orange hair are making a come back. Irish eyes are smiling. Had to get that in there. I really do hate though that this is Jamie Noble's WWE career. He's such a worker, a damn good mic man, and an overall entertainer. He's better than this. A push would be great, and he certainly deserves one.
On a side note I'm surprised Triple H allows The Celtic Warrior to sport that style facial hair. If it weren't for the soul patch I'm almost certain he'd have a different look. That's too close to the Gimmick Assassain's old man-stache.
You want to know how you ruin a half-decent guest hosting job by two half-decent guys. Put DX right smack dab in the middle of the WWE Championship hunt. I swear to you, I would have rather seen Cena vs. Hornswoggle. Damn. Same old same old with the WWE. Stealing this line is the only thing that will do. Just when I thought I was out (of the bullshit) they pulled me back in! DAMN!
You show me the promise of guys like Kofi and Miz, and you continue to push CIM, and you show the Celtic Warrior, but what you do on this night is you give us more of the same from the past? We get done with Cena/Orton, before that it was Cena/HHH in the middle it was Cena/Orton/HHH and we go right back to Cena/HHH. Enough already. Ratings are going to start plummeting again.
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DJB, you clearly didn't read my ECW articles from back when Sheamus first came on the scene. I consistently bashed his in-ring work and his look, referring to him as "Sheamus The Sophomore Douchebag" at every possible opportunity. Show me one Goddamn Celtic Warrior that had spiked hair and a pencil-thin tool beard. He's no Celtic Warrior. He's Snitsky with hair that makes him look like he's pledging a frat at Syracuse University. In short...I really, really fucking hate Sheamus. I don't care that he's Irish. He's also shit.
i smell a heel turn for hhh coming
So Casur, I'm assuming you really don't like Sheamus. Is that a safe assumption to make?
Is he pledging at a frat where they are retarded. Pants on head retarded?
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