Tha Super iMPACT! Playback

It’s a special three hour Super iMPACT! The lines are drawn...welcome to the iMPACT! Zone. AJ Styles and co. cross the line to start the show and we have an all out brawl between the Main Event Mafia and Styles, Lashley, Beer Money and Team 3D! Now that’s how you start a wrestling show, with a fight!

OMFG! The Beautiful People got well more beautiful. Lacie Von Erich we love you!

First match of the night, The BE vs. Kong, Tara and ODB. Kong left Tara & ODB to fend for them selves after attacking her partner Tara. Did he say Nip up? Nipple says Taz.

What's that, a butt tag? Super kick to ODB and its over. Oh My God! I hope you saw the ass display The BE gave us after the match. I love these ladies and not just cause their beautiful!

The Pope is back to bore me with an interview. I will admit I like the Pope’s swagger now than when he was in the Fed. But I will not kiss The Pope’s ring, I don’t like the guy that much.

Lashley tries to tell us how cool he is and thank god Rhyno spears him blindside! Thank you Rhyno!

X Division Championship match next, did the announcer just say a 10 minute time limit? Suicide takes on X Division Champ Amazing Red. Damn now I thought for sure Suicide had this one, but The Pope ruined that when he ran in on Cide while he was on the top rope and goin’ for the closer.

Amazing Red saves Suicide from getting finished by The Pope and this one is ruled no contest. Why was Don West with Amazing Red???

British Invasion vs. Hernandez, one at a time though. Eric Young is at the announce table. Super Mex lives up to his name as he takes out the BI one by one. Tape Measure to Magnus and here comes Big Rob! All brawn no brains??

What was Taz sayin about the back door? Taz says Canada is nice, it’s ok but not beautiful? Hernandez takes out Rob and Young rushes the ring with the kendo stick and takes out Hernandez!

Ok, Hernandez just took out 3 wrestlers in one match, if this is not what you call a push then I don’t know what is. I doubt he’ll get the TNA title before 2010. Could it be Hernandez will capture the Legend’s Championship this Sunday? First Latino TNA Legend’s Champion! ???

Full Metal Mayhem!!! For the two tag titles at B4G. An interview with the four teams turns in to well.... another brawl. It’s shaping up to be a great set of matches at Bound For Glory. I can’t wait!!

Daniels vs. The Pope, I don’t like either one of these two so whatever for this match.At least The Pope lost this one. Then my boy Suicide comes out and takes out Daniels. He takes off his mask and it’s Homicide? Is Homicide really Suicide or is he just messin’ with The Pope???

Foley comes out and basically reinforces my arguement about Abyss being a Mankind knockoff. Abyss comes out and attacks Mick while he’s chillin’ on the lazyboy. I hope Mick Foley dresses as Mankind for this match, but I guess he can’t cause that would be trademark infringement on the WWE, now wouldn’t it.

Homicide jacked Suicide’s costume. But who is Suicide??? That’s what I wanna know. Homicide says he’s one ugly dude.

Alyssa Flash vs. Hamada. Great match as far as wrestling. Hamada wins by goin off the top and hitting Flash through a table.

Lashley takes on Rhyno and for once I agree with Taz I’m lovin’ Rhyno. Lashley taped up goes in on Rhyno. This is a stretcher match so I’m expecting blood. I loved when Rhyno used the stretcher as a battering ram. Where’s the blood? Lashley is so not convincing.

WTF of the night was at the end or the match when the replay made us miss how Fagley got Rhyno in the ambulance .I must say this match was the fail of the night. Shoulda been a lot better.

Samoa Joe blindsides Lashley in the back and puts him in a submission hold, yes Joe! What’s with the yelling in the guys face when he’s on the ground tonight?

Main Event of the night already??? Its only after ten.

AJ Styles versus Kurt Angle for the TNA Championship. AJ is a brave mo fo, I’m half expecting Kurt to win this one. Kurt keeps pulling old school tactics and breaking AJ s momentum by goin to the floor over and over. Angle hits Styles off the top rope to the floor and does some damage to Styles, rolls him in the ring and attempts a cover.

Then another, then another, then a submission hold. Backbreaker by Angle, and another two pin attempts. Styles’ finally mounts a comeback and gets caught in a slew of Angle Slams. Text book wrestling here by Angle. AJ Styles off the ropes, springboard into a forearm to Angle. Styles goes for a pile driver, but gets caught and reverse suplex by Angle.

Styles goes to the top again and gets caught by Angle. Pile driver attempt by Styles and Angle reverses it into a Angle Lock. Suplex after suplex by Angle. Angle almost gets him again. Both men have been going back and forth all night. Styles fails again with the springboard and Angle kicks out! Styles goes for a superplex then goes for a pile driver, reversal after reversal till Styles gets put into an Angle Lock.

The bell rings cause of a time limit? It’s a draw? WTF! Kurt and I both thought he won. Hell I even cheered! Somehow I knew there had to be a twist.

Matt Morgan is huge! If he wasn’t so corny I might actually cheer for the guy. Can I get a heel turn? Hey Matt shut up and be a bad guy you might get a better reaction.

Angle says he proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he beat AJ Styles tonight. Yet, ala WWE style the end of the match left nothing but doubt. Not only did AJ Styles not tap, (although the bell rang so Kurt thought he won and broke the hold) but it was ruled a draw when AJ was probably about to tap had the bell not rang. Have you ever been in an Angle Lock?

Spike I have a question. A WWE video game commercial during a TNA show? Wow low blow. Is it me or does anyone else expect Vince to buy TNA at any moment and shut er down. Sorry maybe I’m just feeling it from watching Rise and Fall of the WCW.

You see TNA gives me some hope for wrestling. Have you watched RAW lately? I’m starting to get excited for when iMPACT! is coming up during the week like I used to in the Monday Nitro days. I hope iMPACT! goes live one day!

After an interview with Angle we get what seemed like twenty minutes of video packages. Timing is everything fellas. AJ Styles interview and AJ is still left with doubt as he gets ready for Sting this Sunday. Back to the video packages…..and it’s over people.

Was the extra hour just to push Sunday’s PPV, sure seemed like the last 45 minutes of the show was promos and interviews, but hey I’m not complaining. Although they coulda spread it out and tried to fool me into believing that the show wasn’t extended for that purpose.

Snoop Dogg may not be on iMPACT! but they’re wrestling over here in TNA.

Tha Results:

The Beautiful People def. ODB, Awesome Kong & Tara
Amazing Red vs. Suicide in a no contest.
Hernandez def. The British Invasion
Daniels def. The Pope
Lashley def. Rhyno
AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle – Draw

Share |