Tha iMPACT! Playback

iMPACT! kicks off tonight with Kurt Angle giving a speech about how much the TNA roster has grown. Can you say: Face turn!? The Main Event Mafia is no more. Say it isn’t so.

I suspect Booker’s injury was a sell and his contract expired and he’s on his way back to the WWE. Rhino interrupts Angle and tells Kurt and Team 3D, who came in after Rhino, that TNA is trying to replace them all. That TNA Management is behind guys like Hernandez, AJ Styles and Matt Morgan. Hey Rhino all good guys need heels to fight!

Amazing Red takes on Homicide in the first match of the the night. These two don’t even wait for an entrance and fight their way into the ring. Don West is out at ringside with Red again.

High flying match for sure and both men give a great display of moves throughout the match. A Gringo Killer to Red and that’s all she wrote. Lucky for Amazing Red it was a non title match. Homicide curses at West after the match….

Scott Steiner interview, he says 'what do you mean there is no more Main Event Mafia?'
As long as he’s around there will be a MEM and that Angle doesn’t speak for him. Yes Big Poppa!

Steiner takes on “Mike” Morgan, LOL, Classic Steiner.

Steiner comes out to the match and poses for Lashley’s wife. You know how the Big Booty Daddy loves the black women….Morgan makes Steiner look small which is hard to do. Scotty takes out Matt from the legs and gives Morgan a lesson even suplexing the giant. Morgan clotheslines BPP and has him on the ropes but once they go outside the ring Steiner makes a comeback. He grabs Lashley’s wife, 'till Lashley comes out and attacks Scotty. Lashley throws Steiner back into the ring and right into a Blueprint and it's Matt Morgan 1,2,3.

Kong has flipped her wig, officially.

Lashley gets upset about Scott's actions. Go Steiner…

AJ Styles and Daniels vs. Kevin Nash and Samoa Joe. Nash and Joe go in on AJ and Daniels off the hop. Kev, bud your killin me with the grey hair. What the hell was the black thing on Daniels’ back? Great match here. AJ hits Nash hard off the top ropes. Daniels hits Nash off the ropes making him DDT Joe. That’s a new one. Daniels looks to tag AJ but he's out on the floor and Daniels gets caught in a chokeslam from Big Sexy Kevin Nash and the pin. After the match, Nash says he’s looking for Young.

Eric Young interrupts JB and tells Nash he’s not hard to find, he’s the Legend’s Champ.

Young also says the World Elite is the dominant force in TNA and that he has an announcement next week that will rock the TNA foundation. I wonder what that could be?

First ever X Division tag team match tonight. Awesome. Motor City Machine Guns - You suck ! I feel like I'm watching The Miz and some other guy....

The Beautiful People on the set for their new movie The Meanest Girls and a food fight ensues….Porn movie? I wish! BE I Love You

Kong faces Saeed looking to get some revenge. Saeed looks like a ninja. Kong dominates of course. Kong rarely talks and when she does look out! Saeed leg drop over the head of Kong off the top ropes. Big girls fly too. Kong splashes Saeed then hits her with a back buster and Kong gets the win. She drags Saeed out of the ring and to the back and Jack Knife Power Bombs Saeed through the entrance stage. TNA!

Rhyno up next against Hernandez. Team 3D joins the announce table for this match. Super Mex can fly and for a big guy he does it well. Rhyno pulls out all the stops in this match but it's not enough for Hernandez. Super Mex off the top and he gets the pin over Rhyno. War Machine attacks Hernandez after the match misses on a gore attempt. Team 3D saves Rhyno. O..K..

Kurt Angle interview, I can’t be alone in this but I’m not buying the nice guy Kurt Angle. I think it’s a scam. Desmond Wolf interrupts the interview to thank Kurt for inspiring him to be a wrestler. He keeps pointing at Angle in the chest. Then Wolf attacks Angle. Now that’s how you make an iMPACT!

Black Machismo Jay Lethal and Consequences Creed – Lethal Consequences take on The Motor City Machine Guns in an X Division tag team match for a chance to face the TNA tag team champions.

Tonight the X is in reaching distance unlike at B4G. Great paced match, Creed tries for the X early but fails. Sabin goes up while Shelly guards Creed. LC comes back and gives MCMG's a hurting. Lethal goes up the truss but gets caught by Sabin and we got a human pretzel 'till Lethal breaks free and Sabin and Lethal are fighting in the air!

The LC mount a comeback and Lethal gets Sabin in a Boston Crab in the middle of the ring. MCMG’s take out Creed and go for the X but fail again. High risk moves and Shelly is hurt holding his knee. Sabin goes for the X! MCMG’s get the X and the win and are the new number one contenders’s for the TNA Tag Team Titles and get a title shot at Turning Point.

Six Sides of Steel for the TNA Tag Team Championship! Beer Money take on newly crowned champions The British Invasion in their first championship title defense.

Beer Money falls off the wagon and is ready. Brutus Magnus has the name of the year! I love how Roode went from a rich guy Ted Dibiase like to his roots and now reps for the rich red necks. He used to remind me of Rick Rude but that’s giving Bobby Roode too much credit. Rude was a Legend. RIP Rick Rude.

On to the match, Roode starts out the match. He’s taped up at the ribs from Sunday. This is BM’s last shot at the title apparently, odd….I see BI likes the W/E term with it on they butts.

BI keep Roode tied up in the middle of the ring and away from making a tag. The Brits beat down Roode in British fashion. Rob Roode uses the cage to his advantage and finally gets a tag to bring Storm in the match. The match goes 180 and its all Beer Money Inc. Storm takes out both BI members.

BM do the schick and it s DDT to Williams but Storm doesn’t get the pin. Williams goes to the top of the cage but Storm goes after him and we get a tower of doom with a suplex off the top of the cage to Williams from Storm. Storm’s got the pin but Magnus clocks the ref. The door opens and more ref s are in. Earl Hebner disqualifies the BI. BM get the win but not the belts! Survival by the British Invasion.

Angle makes his way out to the ring in full gear. AJ Styles is leaving but gets attacked by a mysterious attacker. Who was that mysterious man????

Kurt comes to the ring calling out Wolf who attacked Angle earlier. The cage is still half up and Angle goes looking for Wolf who attacks Angle as he makes his way up the ramp. Angle turns it around and goes in on Desmond Wolf.

Wolf brings it to Kurt. Who is this guy? I like his steez. They're back in the ring and Wolf hits Angle in a neck breaker off the top rope. Nice…..Wolf grabs a chair and a mic, puts the chair to Kurt’s neck and tells Kurt how easy it would be to snap his neck. Is Wolf an Aussie?? Sounds like it.

Don’ t mess with a crazy Aussie, I can testify to that.

Once again TNA delivers the Total Non-Stop Action. One last thing, TNA stop teasing me in between commercials with a return to the show only to go back to more commercials.

Tha Results:

Homicide def Amazing Red
Matt Morgan def Scott Steiner
Kevin Nash & Samoa Joe def AJ Styles & Daniels
Awesome Kong def Ryesha Saeed
Hernandez def Rhyno
Motor City Machineguns def Lethal Consequences
British Invasion def Beer Money by DQ

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