Tha iMPACT! Playback

The iMPACT! Zone opens with Abyss, laying out barbed wire around the ring and dropping tacks. He challenges Foley to a Monsters ball match at Bound For Glory! Foley comes out and Abyss gets in his face! Foley looks concerned at Abyss’ rant and raving. Foley back peddles then bans the 50 K bounty on Abyss’ head then accepts Abyss’ challenge.

So it’s Abyss vs. Mick Foley @ B4G but without thumb tacks??? Guest Referee is Dr. Stevie!! The doctor comes out and belittles Abyss till he crosses the line and Abyss flips and goes to choke slam Dr. Stevie but Daphnie low blows Abyss and Foley comes in with the barbwire bat. Morgan makes the save…

World Elite interview, WE declare victory with the MEM. Huh? Did he say victory? Young denounces rumors and says Hernandez is dead to him. Somebody slap this guy please.

MEM interview, Angle responds to the BS that the WE is the true dominant force in TNA. Angle flips and puts a bounty on Young for 30 gees. Yes!

Legend’s Championship Match, as Kevin Nash takes on Hernandez. Big Sexy looks rough against Hernandez. Young runs in and clips Hernandez and gives him a pile driver. He takes Nash’s belt and tells him he owes him. ???? Before giving it back to Nash. I’ll take the 30 gees!! Sheeeiiitt…..

Abyss thanks Morgan for the save and asks Morgan if he can trust him. Matt says just for tonight. I like these two as a tag team not as much as the Morgan/Hernandez team but it can gwan.

Tonight is the premiere of TNA Global iMPACT! 2 right after iMPACT!. Stay tuned for sho’.

Nash confronts Young and Eric offers him a deal and Nash accepts. 3 way dance at B4G – Nash-Young-Hernandez.

Samoa Joe vs. Amazing Red, Red goes in on Joe, till Joe comes back. Fagley shows up and Joe invites him in, the ref allows it. Lashley mashes up Joe and knocks him down, then Red goes off the top rope ! Upset bigtime and Amazing Red pins Samoa Joe! New X Division Champion Amazing Red! Samoa Joe and Bobby Lashley @ B4G! Joe flips out and declares war on Fagley. Nation of Violence.

Daniels and Suicide in a tag team match against Homicide and The Pope. TNA apologizes for Homicide's Spanish remarks lately saying they were in bad taste. Hmmm….

Fast paced and action packed here folks. Homicide hits the spanish announce table exposing the rat. The Pope and Homicide take this one…eeehhh … it was whatever.

The 4 tag teams are in the ring for a B4G contract signing. Whoever gets the TNA Tag belt and whoever gets the IWGP Tag belt hanging from the ring gets the respective belt. Odd?

Booker runs his mouth and we get a B4G preview. British Invasion, Steiner & Booker, Team 3D and Beer Money at B4G! Awesome! The tables come out, Roode goes on the ladder lookin to take out Book but Big Rob saves Booker.

MEM sends Devon through a table and it’s a wrap till the BI interrupt Steiner and Booker's celebration. I’m at odds over this one.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say look for the British Invasion to get both tag team belts!

Velvet and Madison make their way…ahh the Beautiful People. 8 Woman Tag Team Knockouts match!!!

The BE, Alyssa Flash & Traci Brookes. OMG the entrance. Where’s Von Erich??? Take on Taylor Wylde, Serita, Christy Hemme and Hamada. I miss Angelina Love! Elimination tag team rules in this match,….ok…Christy’s out first quick fast. Cat fight between Flash and Hamada leads to a double count out. Why the hell did Taz mention Vince McMahon?

Fire this guy I was happy when he left "SmackDown"!

Anyway, Velvet Sky’s out via Serita. Flash distracts the ref and Lacie Von Erich shows up and takes out Serita giving Madison the win!

Angle and Foley talk pre match, these guys have nuff history still…No Games! Mick says.

Stings out, he’s rockin the no make up again. He’s still got the will to win Sting says.

He sounds like Flair again.

Sting says if he loses that it’s his last match!?

Angle interrupts asking if he was gonna say he’s gonna retire if he loses. Kurt Angle says he shoulda retied already…Angle says that AJ and Sting have been kissin each others ass so much they should call the show “The View”. Is Kurt on somethin’?

He’s callin’ Sting a washed up has been? Uh ok Kurt. Sting steps to Angle and tells him to retire him right now if he’s so tough. Angle blindsides Sting. Angle Lock!

Styles to the rescue, of course. Kurt demands his title shot next week on iMPACT! AJ accepts !!!

Three days before Bound For Glory! Next week on a 3 Hour Super iMPACT! Kurt Angle vs AJ Styles!! Bound For Glory is lookin real good. Go to www.tnawrestling.com for the full line up.

Motor City Machine Guns come out and unleash a new video. Ok what happened to wrestling guys? Samoa Joe runs through em and screams out Lashley. Fagley comes out and they go at it. The Battle at the spanish announce table shoulda been the title for tonight.

Joe goes up the scaffolding and launches off on to Lashley on the announce table! Then he yells Mafia! Ha ha gotta love it.

Lashley gets checked out in the back. I wish they would stop callin him the “Boss”

Tara vs ODB for the TNA Knockouts Championship! Did I see ODB grab Tara’s cootchie? I believe it was a new scoop roll up. ODB barely got me convinced she’s championship material. Kong comes out with a sledgehammer and kidnaps So Cal Val and makes So Cal put the spider on the floor so she can squash it. Just sit on it Kong. Kong distracts Tara as she stops Kong from murder and ODB gets the win.

Main Event time, Foley & Angle vs. Morgan & Abyss. Before the commercial, Angle asks Foley if he’s ready and he says: “Ya we’re ready” Kurt pauses and responds “Whaddya mean we?” Classic. These two work well together, veterans in the game.

The vets enter first, then the youngins make their way in. Angle goes in on Abyss and vice versa. Angle takes a strip off Abyss with an onslaught including the Angle Lock.

Foley fighting Abyss is like watching Mankind vs. Foley.

Am I seeing double. And how bugged out is it that I was just saying that before all this broke out. Back breaker to Angle by Abyss and now Morgan’s in. Matt cleans house. Foley stops a choke slam from Morgan. Failed Socko attempt and Foley gets pinned. Cheap win.

A bit of a uneventful iMPACT! compared to the recent weeks…..maybe I’ve just been spoiled.

Bring on Bound For Glory!

Tha Results:

Kevin Nash def Hernandez
Amazing Red def. Samoa Joe
Homicide & The Pope def Daniels & Suicide
Madison def. Wylde, Serita, Christy Hemme & Hamada
ODB def. Tara
Abyss & Matt Morgan def Mick Foley & Kurt Angle

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