Tha iMPACT! Playback

Live from the iMPACT! Zone, it’s Abyss! Looking for answers from last week’s bloodbath…and out comes Foley to give him answers with a barbed wire baseball bat. Mick calls him out for biting his style! I told ya Abyss was Mankind!!!

Abyss claims he was trying to save Foley, but Mick says he doesn’t need Abyss’ help or him. Abyss says Foley was his hero and he was the reason he got in the biz. Foley pulls out a Tweed & Tweet Connection replica picture as a piece offering and says that Abyss is a Mick Foley wanna be and smashes the picture over his head!
Abyss loses it and chases Foley to the back. Can you say new feud…!.

First match of the night, Lethal vs. Consequences vs. Kyoshi vs. Brashir vs. Amazing Red in a ladder match for a contract for a X Divison title match. Cut to the back and Abyss is on a rampage looking for Foley!

Black Machismo does Randy Savage so good he must have Randy turning red in anger. Amazing Red stole the match when he made Creed blow chunks! Did you see that!!?? Lethal calls Red the Red Rooster! Red wins the title match contract and faces Samoa Joe next week on iMPACT!

Dr. Stevie’s set to face Nash, in a pre match interview he screams “you stole my money” and threatens to end Nash’s career. I highly doubt it.

Kevin Nash vs. Dr. Stevie in a non-title match. Stevie goes straight for Nash’s bad wheel. Nash is turning into Hogan with hair and less drive, it’s sad, reminds me of Ric Flair’s slow demise Woooooooo!!!!!! The doctor fucks up and gets powerbombed and Nash pins him while standing with his foot on his chest. All I need to see is a drunk Scott Hall come out with grey hair. Countdown to Liquor Day in TNA!!!

Eric Young and The World Elite hunt down Angle and demand an apology for last week. B,b,b,b,b,b, whatchyou talking bout Booker. Whoa! Young tries to dis Booker T. Is Scott Stiener 60? He sure lookin like it.

Playboy’s match next, Traci Brooks vs. Chrisy Hemme. Taz says Traci’s ears are bigger than Hemme’s. Better handle bars Taz, better handle bars bud. How does a Frenchman hold his liquor? By the ears…Boy would I be the Elmer Fudd of this match, hunting wabbits. Christy gets the pin, via a roll up. All I saw was tna in this match. (that’s tits and ass kids)

Abyss finds Foley and gets a hardcore lesson. AJ Styles/Sting interview. Styles says Sting’s the best? He is??? Passing the torch, this is no Hogan-Andre or Rock-Hogan. I love Styles but did Sting even have the torch is the question.

Tara and Poison join the broadcast team, ODB defends the Knockouts Championship against Awesome Kong. Menage-a-trios with ODB and Awesome Kong – let’s do a poll, who’s hood enuff to pull that one off. I know I could!

We get to see ODB straddle Kong’s face in the corner. Taz your are not funny pal, please stop trying. I’m dying to see Raesha Syeed without the veil. Syeed steps to Tara, Kong gets her mits on Tara near the apron but Tara hits Kong with a stunner like move. Kong gets caught off guard and ODB takes advantage and gets the roll up for the win.

I saw that one comin’ a mile away. Tara is in ODB’s face after the match and the two go at it till Kong interrupts and takes out both Knockouts. I don’t think Kong could come off the same in the WWE, but I love the character.

MEM leader Kurt Angle fights Hernandez.

If you saw Raw on Monday did you notice they showed the Rock vs Kurt Angle match twice. Angle was huge then compared to now, and he had hair! Steroid s are bad kids!
Did you see Super Mex’s shirt? I like B4G better than BFG but okay, BFG could mean Big Fuckin Goof.

e match wrestling. Hernadez gets him in an inverted suplex and holds him up there for a long minute. Super Mex dominates Angle throughout the match.

I like Hernandez on the powerhouse factor, he’s like a Latino Goldberg sorta, but I dunno if he can pull it off. I'm not buyin it, yet. The match gets interrupted by the World Elite as they kidnap Angle and Hernadez, MEM to the resuce and we got a good old fashion melee.

The WE has balls I’ll give em that. The moves they are making says we don’t’ give a fuck and that can be very dangerous. Balls is what made the New World Order. Now the question is can the WE back their swagger. Time will tell Jack.

The Beautiful People come out with no Angelina Love.

I am heartbroken! No straddle. Angelina’s visa ran out - damn U.S. government!

Love and The BE are no more....Angelina when ya get back to Canada holler at me!
Canada exports awesome female wrestlers. Mike Tenay gives props??
Hip hop has taken over people.

My world is upside down. now. BE calls out Wylde and Serita and apologize, they turn their backs and the BE attack.

The Von Erich legacy lives on as Lacie Von Erich joins the BE by interrupting the attack and gives the Von Erich claw to Serita. Oh I’m back in love with the BE, sorry Angelina. Lacie OMFG!

The sleeping giant is awake and he’s pissed off! I hope Morgan murks Eric Young. Now there’s a Canadian I’m not too proud of, you lil weasel.

Eric Young vs Matt Morgan next up. Young looks like a midget compared to the Blueprint. Matt was dominating the match till Angle dressed as a fan clobbers Morgan with a chair blindside. MEM hits the ring, followed by the WE. Chaos ensues, security comes out and it’s another melee folks.

Total Non-Stop Action. No guest host Hollywood bs here ladies and gents. They stopped a commercial to show the melee and how chaotic it was then went back to commercial. In the spirit of Bubbles I gotta say, that was odd. It’s faction versus faction in what looked like a Battle Royal.

Fagley joins Team 3D to face British Invasion and Rhyno in the main event. Lashley can’t even say testify properly.

Beer Money join Tenay and Taz for the match. Where’s Spike Dudley??? Lashley can’t take off his shirt without problems, so I refuse to call him the boss. Why did The BI not have Big Rob in there instead of Rhyno.

The match was kinda ahh, not so good, they hyped Lashley. Lose the Mohawk Tomatohead Bubba.

Lashley makes someone submit and wins the match. Problem is Lashley has no skills he’s just muscle and the guy lacks charisma. No swag, go figure.
Samoa Joe gets the Epic Win of the Night for sneak attacking Lashley on his way up the ramp and putting him in a submission hold as iMPACT ! goes off the air!


Tha Results:

Amazing Red def. Jay Lethal, Creed, Kyoshi & Brashir
Kevin Nash def. Dr. Stevie
Christy Hemme def. Traci Brooks
ODB def. Awesome Kong
Double DQ - Hernandez vs. Angle
No Decision -Matt Morgan vs. Eric Young
Lashley & Team 3D def. British Invasion & Rhyno

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