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3.25.2009

Tha A List Analysis

There's no ECW Championship Match set up for WrestleMania, but it seems likely that Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger will ultimately be the match to get booked. At least, it should be. Both guys are relatively new to TV and are both extremely talented. What better way to showcase ECW than by having a pair of good young workers go at it?

I've mentioned before that I like how ECW is able to utilize young guys, and this is simply another great example of that. Bourne is over as a face, and Swagger is getting better at generating heat. The big belt on the line, at the biggest show of the year, being contested by two of the brightest young stars on TV at the moment. What about this match wouldn't make sense?

Bourne and Swagger were involved in a tag match last night along with Tommy Dreamer and Tyson Kidd. I like how Tommy Dreamer's deadline angle is still being used; way too often, WWE will set up a long term storyline and either end it or just forget about it a few weeks later (see: Honk-A-Meter). I also like it because, from what I've seen, deadlines like this aren't that uncommon in wrestling. In fact, Tha O Show's own Marty Garner has one set himself which he talks about in one of his blogs on MySpace. It's always good to make a wrestling storyline involve emotion, and basing it off of something that is often real is a good way to do that.

I'm really excited about the Tag Team Championship unification match. One, because it is long overdue thanks to a prolonged lack of tag teams, and two, because these are two very good tag teams who have put on an entertaining feud thus far and will deliver come WrestleMania. Their match last night was tremendously entertaining, and while I'm not it was necessary to have it be a Lumberjack Match, ECW made the logic behind it seem, well...logical. Plus, now a lot more people will be getting a WrestleMania payday, which is always a good thing.

I don't know if the Bella storyline was really necessary to tie in, though; I forsee Brie turning heel and joining sides with The Miz and John Morrison in the end. I mean, from a storyline perspective, she's gotten pied and had an apple spat in her face thanks to the Colon brothers, so it makes sense that she'd be hot over that and want to screw them over. Maybe I'm looking into things too much. But, my job is to analyze, so that's what I'm doing.

At first glance, it would seem that there is good reason to be wildly unenthusiastic about Money In The Bank. There is nobody...and I mean, NOBODY, in that match that I believe could be a winner. They're not going to waste that briefcase on the ECW Championship, so rule out Mark Henry, Christian, and Finlay. Once you rule out those guys, everybody else is a midcarder, many of whom either are too new or just aren't prepared to jump up to the next level. So we shouldn't care about this match, right? Wrong.

Keep in mind, Edge and Rob Van Dam were essentially midcarders when they won, so this might be the stepping stone WWE needs to build the next main event star. It's very likely this this match will break the glass ceiling for one guy. If I had to place a bet on it, I'd say Kofi Kingston is that guy, but that's a bad idea, because WWE already has way too many main event babyfaces as is.

As a parting note, let me say this. Howard Finkel? In the Hall of Fame? Really?

Tha Results:
*Carlito def. John Morrison
*Tommy Dreamer & Evan Bourne def. Jack Swagger & Tyson Kidd


13 comments: on "Tha A List Analysis"

Dan-e-o said...

Are you kidding? One of the E's longest running employees and best ring announcer in the company's history DOESN'T deserve to be in the Hall?

Fink should have been one of the first guys to get it. I hope in his speech he introduces himself as the NEEEEEEEWWWWWW Hall of Famer, Howard Finkel.

His "NEW" Champion thing is on par with Michael Buffer's "Let's Get Ready To RUUUMMMBBBLLEE!" thing as far as I'm concerned.

Evitman said...

Kofi can be the winner because they he can do two things:
1)He can use it to cash in on Edge. The guy fucked him over for his title so I think Kofi beating him for the title will seemed justified.
2) Now this is what we call fantasy booking. First, Kofi wins the MITB by screwing over his buddy, CM Punk. Has a brief feud with CM Punk, slowly turning from somebody that took an opportunity to being a heel. Then Kofi takes out his frustration on Rey Mysterio, Rey didn't stop Edge's attack on him when he had the chance. Finally, Kofi takes his frustration on the one guy that should have always had his back, Cena.

Like Casur has mentioned, there are to many babyfaces.

I can see Kofi walking down to the ring as a heel. The only question I have is: What Dan-e-o track should he be coming down to?

Andrew Gray said...

What Dan said.

Come on, Casur. Fink deserves to get in - I think most of us have childhood wrestling memories involving Fink announcing NEW champions. Plus, he's got to be one of the longest-serving emplyees they have, and overall, he was just a great ring announcer.

But all "who should be in" talk in regards to the WWE Hall of Fame is sort of dumb anyways, because based on some of those who've been inducted (such as Koko B. Ware), pretty much anyone qualifies.

Anonymous said...

I'm pro-Casur, but saying Finkel shouldn't be in the hall is fucking stupid. I popped for it when I heard!

Christopher Casúr said...

So he should go in because of one word and because he's been a loyal employee?

Finkel falls into Tito Santana territory in my opinion. Loyal employee, always does what's asked of him, but in terms of lending something to the business, not so much.

Given the lax requirements needed to get into WWE's Hall Of Fame, yes, he should get in there, but in any objective Hall Of Fame, does he even cross anyone's mind as a candidate? No way.

Dante said...

The Fink has to go in. The thing is, you dont realize how important he was until they had Chimel and Garcia announcing. Fink was awesome at it. His voice makes things sound more interesting. If I was heading to the bathroom and he stood and shouted, "Now walking to the bathroom to take the third shit of the day...Dante...ROOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!" I'd be all amped to go take a shit. I'd be like, "You know what, brother? I'm gonna sit down on that seat, brother. And then I'm gonna free James Brown, brother. I'm gonna grow a tail. Brother, I'm gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl!" Fink rules.

Evitman said...

D. Ross:....... Shit, I am truly scared now to go into a bathroom after you....I truly am.

Christopher Casúr said...

Dante, what's wrong with the Chimmer? Tony's a solid announcer, imo.

Dante said...

Chimel is just...Chimel. He doesn't bring that big game feel to matches that The Fink did. Hell, give me some Lord Alfred Hayes.

And dont be afraid to take a shit after me. Be afraid to take one before me because I will kick the door down. Its that serious sometimes.

ECW needs to have a match at WM. If they dont then why even have the show? The Divas Battle Royal doesn't count since Chyna, Richter, Sherri, or Sable wont be in it. They defined womens wrestling at points. The chicks that are involved are just spankerchief fodder. We've all gone Hitler on our dicks to images of Sunny.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Tony Chimmel! He is cheap Jew motherfucker son of a bitch! I fuck his ass and make him humble, Tony Chimmel is gay and no good faggot!

D.J.B. said...

I don't really care what Casur and Shieky say, and even though I'm down with Casur, he's a bit off here.

Finkel came up with the name WRESTLEMANIA! Could you imagine getting amped up for a PPV every year that was supposed to be a big deal called The Big Event, or Wrestleshow? WrestlingShow XXV just doesn't gel that much.

Don't forget he cost Jeff Jarrett a head of hair at SummerSlam 98 in X-Pac's corner, and even though it was uncoordinated as hell, he told Jeff Jarrett to, "Suuuuck ITTTTTTTTTTT" and did a crotch chop.

Chef Lucky said...

My memories of The Fed's true Glory Days all have one thing in common:FINK!Dan was right on the money when he said Fink's "And the NEEEEEEEW WWF Champion" was on par with Michael Buffer's "Let's get ready to rumble". Fink is 10x's more worthy of a HOF induction than KoKo B Ware. Fink is as worthy as Gorilla Monsoon,Jesse Ventura and Bobby Heenan. Those guys were all synonomous with the Fed's success.

Anonymous said...

I can see both points here. I believe Casur's point was if the Hall of Fame was only limited to wrestlers than the Fink shouldn't be in it since once the bell rang he was of no value. But on the other side, the Fink should be in the HOF for what he did to the wrestling industry. We can all agree that there is more to wresting than just the wrestlers. On the subject of the HOF, I don't want to see Lex Luger ever get in, but I wouldn't mind seeing his bionic forearm get nominated.