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9.30.2006

Bloodstock & Beetlejuice coming to T.O!

Our boys at Strangehold Wrestling will be bringing another sick, twisted card to the legendary Opera House in downtown Toronto.

The show is entitled, Bloodstock - Give Pain a Chance. The show will be held, Sunday October 29th. Doors open @ 3pm. The Opera House is located at 735 Queen St. East in Toronto. In attendance will be some of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in all of of North America. Bloody Bill Skullion, Necro Butcher, Notorious T.I.D. ..... and MAKING HIS TORONTO DEBUT, Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show!

Tha O Show will definately be there in full effect.

Here is a copy of Stranglehold's Press Release:

BLOODSTOCK 2006 will consist of a TOURNAMENT OF DEATH featuring the Canadian team of Bloody Bill Skullion, LuFisto, Sexxxy Eddy and Viking vs. Team America featuring Necro Butcher, Mr. Insanity, Deranged and Killer Karl Kanarek. Also appearing direct from the Howard Stern Show…BEETLEJUICE! If you’re looking for mediocrity, cookie-cutter images of pro-wrestling or no-name untalented wannabes, then its better that you fuck off right now for STRANGLEHOLD WRESTLING is not for the weak of heart. It is a dangerous world where the carnival sideshow drips in blood and the funhouse mirror is cracked and warped; a showcase where technical wrestlers of unequaled ability and skill walk among the sickest motherfuckers on the planet.

STRANGLEHOLD WRESTLING uses only those wrestlers whose superlative skills raise them above the new-age modern assholes who bastardize this glorious business with their shallow, inept charade. It is the only twisted, demented battleground in Canada where the true monsters of hardcore and ultra violence can demonstrate their sadism and destruction, unleashed and unrestricted.

These are the stars of STRANGLEHOLD WRESTLING: A roster of the greatest collection of mat technicians, maniacs and midgets in the world whose sole goal is the glorification of pure wrestling skill and unbelievable carnage. To earn a spot in this line-up takes skills, attitude, courage and… a willingness to put it all on the line every time. Pussies need not apply.

For more information visit strangleholdwrestling.com
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9.29.2006

Jackass Number Two: Tha "O" Movie

O!!!!! If ever there was a reason to scream out "O" (other than during a dope wrestling match), it's probably most often heard during the viewing of a Jackass movie. While the crazy-ass dudes who make up the Jackass posse are no wrestlers, they take bumps better than anyone I've ever seen!

Steve-O could not possibly be more appropriately named. Straight up, if everyone...or for that matter, even half of professional wrestlers could bump like Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the gang, we'd never having anything to complain about.

I just checked out Jackass Number Two today (thanks to my boy P-Dawg...it pays to have the manager of a local Famous Players as one of your best friends). I won't reveal any spoilers for those who still wanna check it out...but damn, it was on some crazy shit.

It's no wonder TNA Wrestling has become a primary promotional tool for this new film. I'm sure it's already inspired some kind of lunatic high spots within the company that will be performed for years to come.

I just hope I don't see any shitting and vomiting in wrestling anytime soon. Trust me, some of the shit (literally) in the movie was straight up disturbing. Some scenes...totally uncalledfor. I fully almost got up and left the theatre during the scene involving horses. I'll just leave it at that.

I'm not generally into plugging films or reviewing them for that matter (hey, Tha "O" Show ain't seeing any cheese for advertising it) but if you're into O's as much as we are, you'll definitely wanna see some of the craziest muhfuggin' O-getters in history on the big screen soon.
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9.28.2006

Thursday’s Thoughts

This Kurt Angle story has been raging since it broke on Sunday at 11PM. Tha O Show’s Darkside, and respected journalist Brian Alvarez both feel that this was a narrow sighted move by TNA and one that smacks of desperation.

There are those who feel TNA landed a major player, and the perfect person to carry them into their new Prime Time slot.

There are also a group that feel this would be the lesser of two evils. Kurt was seriously considering (and apparently still is) a career in the UFC. Where would he likely get hurt more – in TNA or in the UFC?

Respected hardcore wrestler Bloody Bill Skullion commented on Tha O Show that TNA isn’t supposed to babysit their wrestlers – and in this industry you most likely die young; everyone knows that going in. The problem with that is the marks fans that love their heroes and don’t want to see them die young.

I hate the fact that I can’t watch Brian Pillman on Raw anymore. I hate the fact that Davey Boy Smith was taken from us, and never got to be part of a storyline in the WWE with his kid. When it comes to issues like this, we hate seeing history repeat itself.

Also on the Angle story; several members of TNA have been openly upset about not being let in on ‘the big surprise’. Allegedly, only seven people were in on the fact that Angle had filmed a vignette and was being introduced. All seven of them apparently had to sign confidentiality agreements. Amongst them: Jeff Jarrett, Dixie Carter (who personally brokered the deal) and the production team. Mike Tenay was apparently very upset that he wasn’t trusted, and was worried about over hyping something that may end up being a major let down.

Switching gears now…..

Pete Polaco AKA Justin Credible has been fired from WWE. Dave Meltzer is reporting that he got a fax message earlier this week from John Laurinaitis stating just that. This comes following speculation on the weekend that Polaco was going to repackaged and pushed on ECW TV.


Congratulations go out to Trish and Ron who will be officially tying the knot on Saturday. It should be the Canadian version of The Royal Wedding. I’m hoping my old friend Trish will find some time to join us here on Tha O Show sometime after her honeymoon.

I know there are people complaining that we bash John Cena too much, so you know what, I’ll lay off him for a while. The next time he no-sells a truck hitting him between the eyes, I’ll turn my head and silently giggle.

Did you all see Tha O Show’s boy Joey Knight of indy tag team “The All Knighters” get punked by Cryme Time? Hopefully his real life wife Beth Phoenix will fare better when she makes her long awaited return.

Kid Kash was released yesterday. The reason: he’s a jerk. How did it take this long for them to realize that? So long Pitbulls V2.

THIS IS A SMACKDOWN SPOILER WARNING.

Ok, fine. You’re still here. What the HELL did they have Sylvan Grenier defeat Jimmy Wang Yang on Smackdown? Jimmy is over like dollar bills at a titty bar. Why would they do this? The crowd apparently fell completely flat.

Also from the Smackdown tapings:

Apparently a fan tossed a full drink at Edge’s face (after Edge interfered in the main event). Edge tried going after the guy, who was then ejected by security. Here in Toronto, there’s a big story right now about a 12 year old girl who nearly lost her sight this week because a couple of teens threw an egg in her eye. People doing stupid shit should be tossed and barred. YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE SHOW. Something like that could have resulted in a real injury. FYI: He’s playing a character. Adam Copeland isn’t THAT much of a dick. Save the $5.50 you spent on your water down fountain drink and just yell at him and tell him he sucks. That’ll be much better.

Someone commented in one of our stories about loving the current mid card division on Raw. Jeff Hardy, Masters, Carlito, Super Crazy, Nitro, Orton, etc. That’s all fine and good, but the main event picture is paper thin. With DX busy doing their sophomoric shit, and Edge and Cena at the top – no one else seems poised to join that elite level. Time to start elevating some talent Vinnie! PLEASE make it someone who’s been in the business more than a year.

I’m outta time folks…

More interviews coming next week…. Buy our T-shirts so we can buy some dinner!
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9.27.2006

Shelton's time running out?

There is a feeling within the WWE that Shelton Benjamin will soon be returned to the tag ranks, reuniting with his former partner Charlie Haas.

This isn't being done in an attempt to add more depth to a seemingly improved tag division as much as the company just doesn't know what to do with Shelton.

One WWE employee told me on Monday, "He looks great, he's athletic, and entertaining but he can't get a crowd up. No heat, no pop... no money."

This individual went on to confirm a story on the net that Shelton is receiving heat for not being able to memorize and effectively deliver multiple pages of scripted promo. This may end up burrying a guy, that only six months ago was being considered for the main event picture.

Whatever happened to the ECW mentality of showcasing someone's strengths and hiding their weaknesses? WCW never understood that. The WWE has to a lesser extent, but I really would have thought they would have learned their lesson by now.

Should a guy be able to cut a compelling promo? Absolutely. If it's not his forté however, he better be a damn fine worker. Shelton's a bit of a spot monkey, but I like his work, so I'll cut him some slack.

Couldn't we find this guy a loudmouth manager? Hey Armando, got room for one more?

Couldn't you run a similar gimmick to what the WWE did with Edge initially - where he just didn't talk. Kick some ass, ignore the interviewer - flash an evil smile, and move on. Hell, Kane didn't cut a promo for years - and he managed to get over and win the WWE title.

Shelton is too good individually to be shoved into the tag team division. He just needs someone to find a way to unlock his personality. That being said, not everyone is going to turn into The Rock.

It seems strange that Shelton is catching heat for his inability to insight a crowd, but yet "Soft Spoken" (yes it ACTUALLY says that in his entrance video) Bobby Lashley continues to destroy himself every time he touches a mic.

The latest attempt to create some heat for Benjamin has been virtually ignored. His accusations of racism are only drawing reactions from Johnathan Coachman's character. No one else is buying that Shelton has been held down or that he's even all that pissed.

I BELIEVED Ron Killings when he did the same gimmick. I believe Konnan when he snaps off about old white men running the industry and how he's totally sick of it. I believed Bad News Allen when he talked about the racist shit Vince McMahon used to suggest to him. I believed all of those people - on or off camera because they spoke from their heart.

Racism is as personal an issue as there is for visibile minorities - and yet, Shelton is struggling in this role.

Pull the plug on that story line. Find him a manager that can talk, have him switch to Smackdown (where I think he'd fit in much better) and have a nice long run with the U.S. title.

If that fails... call Charlie.
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9.26.2006

Death of a Salesman

As I let out a huge exasperated exhale in disgust of the current WWE Champion, I simultaneously wonder...why am I even writing about this dude? Are the O-sters sick of me bitching about him?

I know I am tiring of talking about him myself.

Are my observations so obvious, they don't even warrant yet another O Show column? Perhaps...

And yet...I cannot help but to utilize the opportunity that I've presented myself in being co-founder of the internet's fastest growing wrestling site, to publicly call for the head of one...John Cena.

I could write extensively, as is well known by now, about the numerous Cena-isms that piss me off. But I'll just stick to just one, for fear, I may be presenting my disdain with an over-abundance of vigor - potentially unpleasant to the average O-ster. (For the record, I'm dedicating my use of prose in this article to a true inspiration to sports entertainment genius - our World Champion King Booker).

Okay...I'll cut the shit. (Or the Cena, same thing).

Cena can't sell. Period. If you owned a shop of any kind and John Cena was not a professional wrestler but instead an applicant for a job at your store, you'd be smart not to hire him.

He can't sell a thing.

Bobby Lashley has lost matches...even the King of the Ring tournament final, if I remember correctly, by being hit by Finlay's "shilayleigh" (seriously, how do you spell that shit anyway?).

Batista himself (who I'm no fan of) has fallen as a result of receiving a blow from that unspellable weapon carried around by the Irishman who 'loves to fight'.

And yet on this past Monday's edition of "Raw", countless clobbers to the head of Cena from this shilayleigh could not keep him down. Could not draw a drop of blood. Could not keep Cena from fighting off Sir William Regal and Finlay as they tried to force him to kiss the foot of King Booker.

What is it going to take for John Cena to play along? Is he taking his popularity for granted and feeling like he doesn't have to try that hard? Or is he supposed to be the new Hulk Hogan who can't be beaten up? No, wait. Even Hulk sold his injuries.

Even as the threesome of Finlay, Regal and Book left the ring while Cena was laying...well, actually not really laying...but instead sitting there grimacing in 'pain' as if someone accidentally walked into him and bumped him over...I thought, Cena is the champion alright...champion of not selling a beatdown!

Shilayleigh shots, King Booker's signature scissors kick, repeated stomps and punches (that looked pretty stiff too, I guess the vets figured Cena deserved some real licks)...none of that could keep Cena down for too long.

If all wrestlers were like John Cena, we'd REALLY know how fake wrestling is. Nothing would be believable. I am SO not entertained by watching this guy. I don't know how else to say it.

Sorry guys...from now on, I promise to all our loyal O-sters, I'll do my best to not be so redundant...and to give Cena a LOT less press here on Tha O Show...positive or negative...it's just so hard to buy that this guy is tops in the company.

How can anyone buy it? He doesn't sell!!!


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9.25.2006

This Business Sucks

Right now I hate the entire wrestling industry more than I think I've ever hated anything in my life. For me wrestling went from a fun past-time to the television equivalent of watching a snuff film. Since Eddie Guerrero passed away the thoughts in my mind are no longer "if" someone will die, they're "when" someone will die.

TNA sucks. They hired a guy who was fired from his previous job because the company that employed him was concerned that he would die. Straight up, they said get some help. He said no. They said do it or you're fired. He didn't.

TNA immediately jumps on the Kurt Angle bandwagon. They didn't require him to get treatment, they didn't tell him that they would negotiate with him when he got well, they hired him (he's starting in November, which isn't time to get into any type of meaningful rehab program, and also be able to train properly for a November debut).

They hired a guy who has a family history of heart problems.

His sister died of a massive heart attack.

She wasn't on all manner of pain pill and god knows what else (a direct quote from Kurt Angle says "I can't get through a day without pain medication"), for her it was entirely genetic.

Eddie Guerrero died of a massive heart attack.

This business sucks.

"Oh well, that's just TNA".

So let's talk about the other wrestling company.

The other wrestling company allows guys with spinal neck fusion surgery to wrestle in Tables, Ladders and Chairs matches. The other company has a well known "Wellness policy" which resulted in several Smackdown suspensions earlier in the year, but which changed the policy when the RAW crew came up for testing. Now workers who fail are no longer paid, but still work. Because you know, we don't want to wreck storylines. If you're in the top of the card, you're not going to get sent to rehab...well unless you're so screwed up that people think you might die, then you just jump to the other promotion.

This business sucks.

When Eddie Guerrero died, wrestling became a lot less fun for me, and I pretty much stopped watching. Me, a lifelong wrestling fan. A guy who started a wrestling site for a major national network. A guy who poured my blood sweat and tears into writing about wrestling for the better part of a decade. I stopped watching, I stopped writing, I stopped thinking about wrestling. Why?

I'm so sick and tired of watching good people die. Every wrestler I've ever met has been wickedly awesome to me, they've treated me amazingly well, and been incredibly gracious with their time. Every time one of them dies a little piece of me dies with them, and I can't stand that anymore.

Because this business sucks.

Thank god for the UFC it doesn't suck. Want to know why? Check back next week.
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9.24.2006

No Surrender Report - Angle is coming!

All night long, TNA teased a major surprise that would 'change the wrestling world forever'. Jeff Jarrett seemed to think the surprise was going to be Sting's appearance.

Not even close.

A story broke this week that the surpise was Vince Russo - but sources within TNA said that wasn't the bombshell. They promised this surprise would not disappoint. Russo WOULD have been a let down. Russo wasn't even mentioned on the show.

At the end of the card, TNA made the announcement I thought they were going to make but hoped they wouldn't...

KURT ANGLE IS COMING TO TNA!

What the hell does this mean? Will TNA put mechanisms in place for Kurt to protect himself? Will Angle wrestle an even MORE reckless style now that he's not under the handcuffing of the WWE? Is he doing this just to say Fuck You to Vince? Whatever the answers to all those questions are .... Kurt Angle IS TNA.

Wow.... now that the story of the year has been revealed, let's move on to the actual PAY PER VIEW, starting with the Main Event.

'The Fans Revenge' Match was pretty cool. In case you hadn't heard - it was a lumberjack match between NWA Champion Jeff Jarrett and Samoa Joe with "fans" surrounding the ring. The "fans" carried straps and whipped Jarrett anytime he was on the floor.

Joe's history has been that he eases up a little on veterans. He doesn't seem to go all out with his strong style like he does against some of the young X Division kids. Tonight, Joe looked pretty tough.

I almost got really pissed when Jarrett hit the stupid ass Stroke on Joe on top of the guitar. It looked soft - thank god Joe kicked out.

Jarrett then went for the Stroke off the top, but Joe reversed into a variation of AJ's bicycle kick! WOW! Joe, then scooped JJ up, hit the Muscle Buster and pinned the champion 1-2-3. WHY THE HELL WAS THE TITLE NOT ON THE LINE? The main event of a freakin pay per view, and the belt wasn't on the line!

Christian Cage is a natural born heel. He should never, ever, ever pander to the fans. He is cocky, charismatic, and ugly. Ok, he's not ugly - he's just from Orangeville. It's not his fault.

His promos in this feud with Rhino have been outstanding. His match tonight showcased so much of his intensity. Not once in his eight year run in the WWE did he have a match with as much intensity and emotion as this one tonight. I'm sure he was charged by the fact that he was working his best friend. By the way, CC's frogsplash is awesome. Take notes Chavo. You too Rey.

After an Unprettier, a Gore, an attempted conchairto and a second Unprettier on a chain we finally had a finish. Christian is on his way back to the top!

Senshi continued to show the world why he may very well be the most under rated wrestler on the planet. Every single thing he does looks real. He is what every wrestler should be. Legitimate. Every action is precise. Every move has a purpose. His timing is unbelievable.

Now, he was taking on one of my favs in Chris Sabin (O Show t-shirt model), but I couldn't cheer against The Warrior. His work has been so solid, he deserves this run. Senshi retained via pin after a sick double kick, and some help from the ropes.

The tag team battle royal featured more tag teams in one match than the WWE has on all three rosters! Amazing. Of course, the two top teams weren't even in that match - they would be competing for the tag titles in Ultimate X!

Speaking of Ultimate X ....

The build to the first Tag Team Ultimate X Match has been very well done. Daniels has carried the bulk of the promos for his team (and kicked ass in doing so) and Konnan has been better than ever on the stick. The hype alone is enough to make this match compelling. The fact that the stipulation is Ultimate X just makes me mark out like my name was Marcus McMarkerton.

For all those people who think the Ultimate X has jumped the shark and become old hat - tonight's version was insane! The chemistry between these two teams made for some incredible spots. How about Homicide nailing AJ with a Diamond cutter from the top of the X down 15 feet to the mat? Dammm! How about AJ getting it back by hitting a Styles Clash from the edge of the ring to the outside through a table!!! Another sick sequence saw Hernandez get hit with a Uranage by Daniels, then an immediate AJ Frog Splah - then the BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Follow that with AJ's freakin' Spiral Tap! HOLY CRAP!

The finish came when Daniels was on top of the X rigging, and dove from the edge all the way to the middle and grabbed the freakin' belt!!! WOW!!! The Fallen Angel fell from the sky, and came down with another tag team title reign! Tons of respect for the LAX.

In the curtain jerker, we were robbed of the chance to see The Canadian Destroyer when Jay Lethal school boy'ed Petey Williams for an upset win. The story here was Sonjay Dutt had spiked Petey's water bottle with laxative before the match. Needless to say, Petey was distracted. I would have loved to have seen John Cena try to sell that. He would have forgotten after the first 5 seconds. Hey what happened to your diarrhea John? The doctor hooked it up.

Overall, this was a great show. Dan-e-o, I know you're out as I write this watching Hip Hop icon Rakim do his thing, but bro - yer gonna wanna catch the replay. GAWDDAMMM.
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Hughes exacts his revenge

Last night, the live crowd at the Arrowhead Pond Arena in Anaheim, California, as well as millions watching on pay per view, were treated to a classic.

What a great story.

The last time Matt Hughes lost a fight, was on January 31st 2004. It was UFC 46. The man who beat him, was BJ Penn.

Fast forward to September 23rd 2006, and Penn is once again standing across the Octagon from Hughes. This time, things went a little differently.

Hughes was a victim of a tap out late in the first round in their first fight. Last night, the current reigning and defending Welterweight Champion pounded Penn's face into pudding until the referee stopped the fight.

At 3:53 of the third round, Hughes silenced all his critics.

He has defeated everyone the UFC has thrown at him.

He beat Frank Trigg (twice), Toronto's own Carlos Newton (twice), Sean Sherk, Georges St. Pierre and even the legendary Royce Gracie.

Once his groin injury heels, GSP will get his second crack at the champ, and Hughes will undoubtedly be ready for him.

Other results from last night's show:


  • Tyson Griffin def. David Lee via Rear Naked Choke at 1:50 of Round 1.
  • Jorge Gurgel def. Danny Abbadi via Split Decision after 3 Rounds.
  • Eddie Sanchez def. Mario Neto via KO (punch) at 0:21 of Round 2.
  • Roger Huerta def. Jason Dent via Unanimous Decision after 3 Rounds.
  • Joe Lauzon def. Jens Pulver via TKO (punch) at 0:48 of Round 1.
  • Rashad Evans def. Jason Lambert via KO (strikes) at 2:22 of Round 2.
  • Melvin Guillard def. Gabe Ruediger via KO (punch) at 1:01 of Round 2.
  • Mike Swick def. David Loiseau via Unanimous Decision after 3 Rounds.


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9.22.2006

NO NO NO! DAMMIT NO!

Word has been leaked that former WWE Champion, John Bradshaw Layfield (real name John Charles Layfield) has given his notice to World Wrestling Entertainment and will be leaving the company.

His final appearance as the Smackdown colour commentator will be October 6th.

If you pay attention to this site, then it's no surprise to you that I am a HUGE Bradshaw mark. I think guy has been the best thing on Smackdown for two years plus.

How the hell did we get to this? What happened?

It was only three months ago that JBL was wearing the United States championship and was told he was going to go over Rey Mysterio to hold both titles simultaneously. Why not? He literally carried Smackdown on his back, so give him all the gold.

Apparently the weight of Smackdown (as well as years of wear and tear) took their toll on the big Texan. He learned of a neck injury that was going to prevent him from winning the World title, so he dropped the title and quietly announced his retirement.

As Smackdown commentator, JBL has been nothing short of gold. I have to go back all the way to Jesse Ventura to find someone that comes close to what JBL has done. He is a heel, but as a commentator he plays both sides - much like Ventura did at times. His monologues as King Booker enters the ring are priceless. His reaction to The Miz leaves me laughin my ass off.

Word had spread that JBL has been told by management to tone down his act on the mic. He was told to stop "trying to take over the show". Dammit, he IS the show! He has been for a long time!

Apparently the frustration with being stifled creatively as well as the hectic road schedule have convinced Layfield to leave the industry all together.

It's not exactly kayfabe that Layfield is an investment banker outside the ring, and has a business related television show. Layfield intends to focus his energy toward his career in cash full time to maximize profit margins.

Dammit.

I for one am really going to miss THE WRESSSSSSTLING GAWWD.

UPDATE! THIS JUST IN...

The Wrestling Observer is now reporting that the WWE is trying to keep JBL and have attempted to work out a contract with him. Conflicting reports indicate he MAY have already signed... or he may in fact be playing hardball!

You better be right Meltzer!
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9.21.2006

The Turn

I have to get this off my chest.

It could prove to be the heel turn for me, but I'm prepared to embrace it. Because when I read the comments of some wrestling fans I find myself laughing uncontrollably.

So consider this my chairshot right to the head of [loyal O Show reader] 'watch-wrestling.com' as he turns around.

It's the last thing he's expecting, I'm sure. But that's okay.

I don't have to wait until next week's show to explain my motives.

Ring of Honor is NOT the top wrestling promotion in the world.

It's not even the top wrestling promotion in the US. I'm from Philadelphia, and I'd venture a guess it's not the top wrestling promotion here either.

The greatest wrestlers in the world? Give me a break.

It's the WWE, the company with three brands that are broadcast internationally. It's the company with Triple H, RVD, CM Punk, and Chris Benoit under contract.

The company that is deep enough that it can afford to release Kurt Angle when things go awry.

It's the company that Paul London and Brian Kendrick would foresake anything to stay with.

Here's what I look at when I see Ring of Honor.

I see Bryan Danielson. The guy who less than a year ago thought he wanted to retire from wrestling. The guy who has the record for dropping title matches to Samoa Joe and CM Punk. The guy who couldn't lace Shawn Michaels' boots.

I see Jamie Noble. Hey Nadia, pull the trailer 'round. Somebody's gettin' a free title tonight.

Yeah, Ring of Honor.

I'm reminded of John Cena when I hear that ROH is the best ever. Is it because its' wrestlers are cartoons? No. Is it because its wrestlers are legitimate stars? No.

It's because you can't see ROH either.

Not unless you really like YouTube, anyway.
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Thursday's Thoughts

The top story of the week has to be that the WWE decided to release Marty Wright yesterday. Wright played the role of the wildly popular and completely enigmatic ‘Boogeyman’.

Wright was apparently released after showing signs of a horrible attitude towards management. He tore his bicep just prior to his WrestleMania match with Booker, and was taken off the active roster to heel the next day. The feeling is that he has milked his time off and not done very much to speed up his recovery.

Wright, who is 41 years of age, was the oldest rookie in the WWE’s modern history, but had the opportunity to make some waves. The persona he created in 2005 was infectious and really over. He couldn’t wrestle worth a damn – but, oh well.

The timing of his release is odd, since "SmackDown!" had been running vignettes promoting his return. Marty Wright leaves the WWE having never been beaten, with wins over the likes of Booker T, JBL and others. That should help his asking price on the indy scene or in TNA.

I'm curious: What's the WWE going to do with 50,000 Boogeyman Halloween masks they were hopin to sell??

So I pen this week’s edition of Thursday’s Thoughts on my 31st birthday. I am now XXXI. I’m starting to sound like a Superbowl.

I received a ton of really nice birthday messages on MySpace and I want to publicly thank all of you for that!

Speaking of MySpace… does anyone else find it funny that so many so-called ‘wrestling news’ sites are all over the story of ECW’s Kelly Kelly (Barbie Blank) moving Test (Andrew Martin) to number one on her top friends list? Is this news? So what? Good for Test if he’s banging her. He went from Stacey to Kelly. Nice move dude. To me, wrestler’s relationships are just not something I have any interest in.

I frequently get asked by wrestling fans (mainly female ones), if a particular wrestler is married, or if he’s dating someone in the company .. blah blah blah. Honestly, yes that kind of info does come to me – but I always feel like a high school kid gossiping. I’d rather talk about what they do in the ring and the actual individual portraying that character. But hey, that’s just me.

A year from now if this site fails, I might be hosting ‘Wrestling Blind Date’. We can set up Abdullah and Mae Young (imagine the size of the hand they’d produce!).

On to other news…

As was mentioned earlier this week, I had a great time with Dan-e-o & Brian at Unforgiven. After so many years working in and around this industry, it was so much fun to sit in the first row and mark out like silly little bitches.

We went decked out in our O Show t-shirts, rockin’ our replica world titles and carrying about a dozen signs (most suggested by our O-Sters). I ran into an old acquaintance from the local wrestling media who looked at me like I had three heads, and just called me a Mark. FYI: We’re ALL marks. Every single one of us. From the people in the cheap seats, to the boys working the match. If you’re in the building, it’s because you LOVE this business and can’t get enough. Hell ya I’m a mark. This isn’t the PGA! Don’t sit there, dressed like you’re going to a job interview, sitting on your hands and look down your nose at anyone who is having a blast! That’s just lame.

I read some people’s reviews that the pay per view was average at best. Not to sound like a shill, but I loved it. I was entertained by every match, including the "Hell In A Cell" – which many have called a disappointment. Maybe the excitement of sitting ringside, and not backstage really swept me up. I don’t know, but I thought it was the best WWE PPV of 2006.

Why are so many people so hesitant to believe the story Chris Kanyon broke on Tha O Show last week? He said Bret Hart was in on the whole Montreal screwjob. Step away from your life as a Canadian, or simply as a Bret lover – and look at the facts. Not to mention, that most people who are commenting are NOT in the industry and know nothing about Bret personally. I can completely believe it, because I’ve felt that way for years.

Skeptics ask: Why would Kanyon hold onto this info for so long? Maybe because he was in a major company until two years ago, and didn’t want any heat? Maybe because he never felt it was his story to tell? Maybe he felt some loyalty to Bret? Over the last two years he has dealt with depression, suicide attempts, public reaction to his coming out and more. Now, he was just having a casual chat with someone he’s known for a long time – me – and it came out in conversation. Doesn’t sound so WHACKY to me.

FYI: Even if he was lying and just lookin’ for attention: I STILL THINK it’s a great story!

We here at Tha O Show would like to make an announcement regarding another addition to our staff. Those who are on the indy scene here in Ontario will know the name Emanuel Melo. ‘Manny’ is a real champion of the indy scene, running ontarioindywrestling.com. He is also a former host of the OWR program and a damn fine photographer. Examples of his work can be found on his site. Manny joins Tha O Show as our official photographer, and hopefully will also be adding some depth to our blog with indy news, and some colour to our audio broadcasts that will be starting shortly.

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9.20.2006

Game Over: At Who's Expense?

The road to the top for Triple H was a long one. Under the downright abysmal pun name of Terra Ryzing, he made his way from the independent scene into World Championship Wrestling. After a fairly unforgettable run wrestling on WCW Saturday Night, he was lucky enough to find a spot on the WWE roster.

The Greenwich Snob, Hunter Hearst Helmsley certainly didn't have an easy climb to the top, but he eventually made it there, and upon his arrival he unleashed a reign of "Terra" that has prevented more than one superstar from "Ryzing." His latest victim however, baffles the mind.
Triple H effectively destroyed the credibility of Rob Van Dam, Kane, and Booker T in 2002. Time heals all wounds, however, and Rob Van Dam and Booker T both have been positioned into World Heavyweight Championship roles in 2006. Possibly Kane will get a chance to run with the ball for more than a day as well.

However, the latest victim of the Cerebral Assassin might not be so lucky. On the August 28th edition of WWE RAW, Triple H and Shawn Michaels were slated to face mystery opponents. A little over a week removed from overcoming five members of the Spirit Squad, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Fit Finlay, ECW World Champion The Big Show, Umaga, and both McMahon's at Summerslam, DX was unreasonably on top of the world.

Despite the fact that the McMahon/DX angle had more than run it's course, and most agree that the reunion of Degeneration X reunion has largely been unable to recapture the group's past magic due to religious beliefs amongst other things (like the fact that no one wants to see two 40 year old guys acting like high school sophomores), we are still in the middle of a McMahon vs. DX feud.

Smackdown's number one prospect, Ken Kennedy, and their two strongest mid-card heels, Finlay and Regal, showed up on RAW to gain a measure of revenge in a handicapped match against Degeneration X. All three men, and the Smackdown brand itself took a huge blow as Triple H pinned Regal for the victory.

After the match had concluded, Shane brought ECW World Heavyweight Champion, The Big Show, out for his vengeance. I breathed a sigh of relief as together with the three defeated Smackdown superstars, Big Show was finally getting the advantage.

Both Michaels and Triple H were worked over with Finlay's Shillelagh. Both Michaels and Triple H were chokeslammed. Michaels laid in the ring and played dead. Triple H on the other hand was showing signs of life.

Out comes Vince McMahon. Now, Vince McMahon is not a wrestler, but we've all seen that he's no normal man either. He's built, and there is some credibility to the idea that Vince can hold his own. Add to the equation, Vince is carrying a lead pipe.

Michaels took his beating and laid prone on the mat as expected. Triple H, however, does not stay down so easily. Between Vince and Shane, Triple H had to have taken approximately 20 blunt strikes to the head the aforementioned lead pipe.

Now, I am certainly not built like Vince McMahon, but if I were to hit you in the head with a lead pipe once, I am pretty sure I could muster up the amount of lethal force required to kill you in one or two blows. Since you are an O Show reader however, I'll not test my theory...

Shane hit both men with running lead pipe strikes right in the head. At no point did Triple H ever simply lay down and act as though he was unconcious like his stablemate. Triple H, after 20 or so blows to the head with a "lead pipe" continues to crawl around the mat, as if somehow he was going to get up and exact a measure of revenge.

Only days after what should be considered a deadly assault, Triple H and Shawn Michaels announced that they would be back in action that Tuesday on ECW against the Big Show. Wait, wha?

Maybe it's my fault. Maybe, I underestimated the amount of pain that Triple H can withstand. I didn't forget about the time that Steve Austin operated a crane and lifted Triple H and his car 50 feet in the air and pulled the release. Triple H not only lived, but wrestled the next week on Raw as Jim Ross explained it as a "miracle."

This is in stark contrast to the wrestling world I grew up watching. Hulk Hogan, wrestling's equivalent of Superman, took three Earthquake splashes from Earthquake and was out of action for months. If a wrestler was hit with a chair or piledriven outside of the ring, you could expect him to be out of action for some duration of time. A table or the ring bell? That was months off TV. Many major stars spent time at home selling injury angles. Very few had ever incurred anything nearly as serious as being struck in the head with a lead pipe.

Somehow, we had moved from there to a place in wrestling where the only credible weapons used by wrestlers are the baseball bat, lead pipe, and sledgehammer. Thanks to the Cerebral Assassin's resistance to lay down, we can now cross another off that list.

What has happened to injury angles in professional wrestling? Can the lead pipe be rebuilt as a credible wrestling weapon? Is there anything in this world capable of stopping Triple H?

Indeed the Game is Over, but his book fails to mention that talent and traditions that have been completely destroyed while "Making the Game."
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9.19.2006

Why Cena Sucks and Edge Rules

John Cena. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...

Screw it, if I did that, there'd be no room left on Tha "O" Show for any other article. It's no secret, to O-sters everywhere, how we view John Cena's talent as a WWE superstar. The only "O" John Cena deserves is for the word "overrated". I simply can't get my head around it. Why is this guy so popular? Why do fans still cheer him?

Need MORE examples of why John Cena sucks so bad? Let's take a look at last night's "Raw" which provided more than enough.

The show begins with Cena entering the ring to do his version of cutting a promo. Even before he gets into his cookie cutter regular-ass banter about the 'champ being here', I notice something I don't like. In fact, my growing distaste for Cena begins before he even enters the ring.

He's not limping. Not hobbling. Not grabbing any part of his body, as most wrestlers do, to sell an injury. He has no bruises, no bandages. Was he even in a match last night?! Let alone a friggin' TLC match!! I'm there going..."Am I the only one who thinks this guy (who is a horrible seller in general) should act like he's somewhat sore from all the 'bumps' he supposedly took last night??".

Sure enough, my question is answered. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler go on, at length...at numerous occasions throughout "Raw" actually...that John Cena and Edge (as well as the McMahons and DX) when through hell at Unforgiven and couldn't possibly be at 100%. So why doesn't John understand this?

Throughout John Cena's little wack-ass speech and belt raising performance, I keep thinking to myself, "King Booker would have made me laugh at least five times by now". (As he did during last week's "SmackDown!" - overlooked only by our excitement about Unforgiven - sorry Book, you're still the muhfuggin' man!).

FINALLY, our hero Edge interrupts Cena and walks down the ramp towards the ring. No, check that...LIMPS towards the ring. What's this? A wrestler selling his injuries sustained the night before? What a concept! AND he has his left arm banaged up. Mercifully, we're saved from Cena's shit talking with a dose of professionalism.

AND reality: "Do you actually believe all this crap you're talkin' about? Your win last night was like your entire career...a fluke!".

Edge enters the ring and magic occurs. How? Within seconds, he transforms the amazing reception from the Montreal crowd (among the best crowds in all of wrestling by the way - I'll never forget the near 10 minute ovation they gave Hulk Hogan years ago - they also started the whole "na na na na...hey hey hey, goodbye" song at wrestling events). As I was saying, he transforms the amazing reception into searing heat by making scathing remarks about the audience's 'non-Canadian-ness' and mockery of the French accent. Classic.

Not to mention, simple. The oldest trick in the book. Diss the audience's hometown. Edge cements his spot as top heel on "Raw" by drawing heat from a crowd, who moments before, cheered him. It's both brilliant AND entertaining. Even Cena had to admit that.

Before Edge entered the ring, Cena had no clue how to manage the mixed reaction of the crowd. Best he could do was shake his head and flash a geeky smile. Loser.

And what's the best Cena can do when Edge goes on, in classic-heel fashion, about losing the title being a fluke?: "Waah! Waah! Waah! Call the Waambulance!".

What the?!?! How uncreative is this Cena guy? Haven't we heard JBL say this countless times on "SmackDown!" over the past couple of weeks?? Thank GOD Edge cut him off!

In addition, it goes without saying that Edge easily out-bumped Cena during the TLC match at Unforgiven. And Edge will continue to out-perform Cena in all of their respective matches in the future. This, we already know. What we don't know is why WWE is so hung up on having Cena wear the gold.
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PWI Annual - Any Help?

Just the other day I was approached by Pro Wrestling Illustrated publisher Stu Saks with the idea of writing this year's "PWI Annual," the 2006 year-end recap of all things wrestling. As a longtime reader of the magazine, I consider it an honor to finally get to write this world-renowned issue.


Plus, my fellow staff did not agree with my own personal opinion for PWI 500 winner.

Which brings me to all of you. Is there any wrestling news item of which I need to make sure to include (excluding the Kanyon/Bret story that Tha O Show just happened to break)? I'm not talking the big stuff such as Cena is champ again or a pay per view recap or anything like that.


No, more along the lines of smaller stories that don't make the big headlines, but would be of interest to a hardcore wrestling fan. Perhaps in the US, but also quite possibly in Mexico, Japan, Canada, or other wrestling hotbed? Shoot me an e-mail at bradyhicks@gmail.com if you are able to come up with anything.


And I will try to stop shaking out of excitement long enough to get a column out there like I promised.


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9.18.2006

The Unforgiven Experience

You've GOT to be kidding me! Seriously, is this a nightmare?! John Cena is WWE Champion AGAIN!!??!

The photo posted here, taken by Big Daddy Donnie last night, was about as close as our hero got to retaining his spinner.

Aside from Cena completely ruining Edge's homecoming, Unforgiven (for the most part) lived up to its hype. Now, I haven't seen the replay yet, so I may just be speaking from someone who sat ringside's point of view, but Big Daddy Donnie, my brother Brian and I, pretty much screamed our asses off the whole night.

No clue if we even made it on to camera...but we were seated directly beside the timekeeper and bell ringer (is that what they call him?)...and of course, the always lovely Lillian Garcia.

Now, for the record, this is my second ringside experience (bought "Raw" tickets from a scalper once when Hogan was champion and took on Ric Flair in the main event during Naitch's run as "Raw" General Manager) and Ms. Garcia is extremely personable and even more beautiful in person.

Donnie doesn't believe me but I'm pretty sure I caught her giving me the eye a few times. Don't tell Layla or anything, but damn Lillian's a sweetheart. I made sure she left the ACC with a copy of "See No Evil, Hear No Evil".

Anyway, nice start to the event with the Nitro/Hardy bout. The two definitely deserved better than to be curtain jerkers as they got the tempo of the evening off to a good, fast-paced start - which, I guess, is the job of the superstars slated for the first match of the evening. Although Toronto is generally known as 'heel town'...or "Bizarro World" according to Jerry Lawler, we found ourselves surrounded by tons of Vince-encouraged babyface marks. We made up about three of the five people cheering for Nitro...just to be jack-asses.

And dammit! Melina didn't come over to our side of the ring all night! In fact, we were practically begging for something to take place in front of us during the event. How often do you see some heel grab the timekeeper and throw him out of his chair so that it can be used as a weapon? Or throw his opponent into the steel steps on that side of the ring? Or grab the bell to clock his foe with it?

Happens all the time right? Well, not on this night my friends. At least, it allowed for extra stare time at Lillian.

Seriously though, she works tirelessly throughout the event. You'd think she'd just be sitting down watching the matches all night...but the job of a ring announcer is quite demanding. She continuously was coordinating with the timekeeper and ringside security...about what I'm not sure...perhaps it was all part of the work...but she definitely earns her paycheck. Did I mention how damn fine she is in person?

Don't tell Kristal either.

My "Umaga Is Caca" sign definitely got the former-Jamal's attention. I was then told to lower it by a security guard (he was cool though) as WWE doesn't want 'offensive' signs to be shown. Offensive? This is the same company that once had HLA - Hot Lesbian Action - as a staple of its Monday Night "Raw" shows. I don't have to go into detail about the rest of the exploits WWE has pulled out of its...well, you know...don't want to offend anyone here.

Either way, mad lame finish. A double countout?

Surprised to see the Spirit Squad retain the titles. Fairly decent match as well. I guess the "chase" is still on...and all that tag-team talk Tha "O" Show had weeks ago may be getting into someone's ears over at the "E". I hope the heat continues to pick up in the tag-team division...especially with the advent of new tag-teams like...dare I say it?...Cryme Tyme!...Don't get me wrong, I'm not sold on this gimmick yet...but we'll see.

On to the "Hell In A Cell"...which we noticed, from up close, looked a lot different than what we're used to seeing. We didn't see any 'climbing holes' which indicated that this match would probably take part entirely within the confines of the cage. We were really disappointed to see that although it WAS the blood bath I predicted...and there were certainly some "O" moments...no MAJOR "O" took place...especially from Shane O Mac...who I really thought had that O put into his moniker for a reason.

Don't know if the camera picked it up but when The Big Show got his head smashed in so that he lay unconscious over the top rope (ready to have Vinnie Mac's face pushed into his ass), he originally lay over the rope in what seemed to be an uncomfortable position. So he gets up, adjusts the rope, finds a comfier position and proceeds to return to a state of unconsciousness. Wack.

Anyway, at least I was right on the DX call...automatically making me out-predict BDD for this PPV.

It was really interesting too to see how the ring crew cleaned up all of the blood after the match. In case you ever wondered...they spray a whole shitload of disinfectant on nearly everything that got touched in the match...the stairs, the ring apron etc. They also have what looks to be garbage bags underneath the first layer of canvas (I suppose they use this during those water-involving Diva contests) so that they can peel it off and have the bottom canvas be used for the following match up.

The ring crew works superfast too. Hats off to 'em.

Speaking of hats off...it seems that how Trish Stratus' fiance Ron will be blazing her come next week Sunday. Word has it that after Trish's wedding on the 30th and subsequent honeymoon, the couple will be looking to start a family. We actually saw Ron at ringside...he looked worried the whole match that Trish may get hurt. I guess that's natural. Apparently the two have known each other since before they were in highschool and have dated since their teens. Congratulations to them both (Damn you Ron, you lucky bastard!). Actually, I've heard he's a super cool guy. (Damn you Ron!).

Awesome final match for Trish as well. I strongly beleive that our red and blue "Thank You Trish" sign, held up by Big Daddy Donnie, got on the air. We're pretty proud of that one. Our homegirl is both beautiful and talented and well deserving to be the first (to our knowledge) superstar to WIN a title in her 'final' match. LOVED the use of the Sharpshooter for the finish too!

It will be interesting to see how the Women's Championship is passed on. Especially considering that there in no General Manager on "Raw". Now since both Vince and Shane were carted out of the ACC on stretchers...and have only busied themselves worrying about DX for weeks...who is really making the 'decisions' on "Raw"? Storyline wise, of course.

Okay, watch-wrestling.com, I admit that the RKO finish was decent. But it was all Carlito...who was at his high-flying, babyface-working best. I'm surprised he took the defeat and I hope this doesn't kill him momentum for what I thought would be a near-future title chase. It's also too bad that Randy Orton refused to look at our sign:

Randy
Knows He's NOT
Over

And I don't care how many matches he wins. That sign will remain in our hearts forever.

Now to Cena and Edge's credit, they packed the TLC with O's. (We came prepared with cut-out O's that we held up anytime we deemed it worthy. We also handed a few out to some brand new O Show heads sitting directly behind King and JR - thanks guys! - hope you got on!). There were plenty of opportunities to raise 'em in this one.

But as we continue to say...Edge is the man. He easily took the worst (or I suppose, best) bumps. I mean, what a sick finish!

I always wonder how people can give props to the competitor performing the finaly O-inspiring move when it's not HIM taking the sick bump. Mick Foley didn't get over by throwing other wrestlers through tables and cell ceilings...why should Cena?

And yes, I know Cena also went through a table in the match. But from my vantage point, Cena use his foot to kinda cushion his landing onto the table. He didn't take the bump flush to the back. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not here saying I could take the bump better than he could. I'm just saying Edge could, has and always will take bumps better than Cena. Edge deserves a longer run with the strap, plain and simple.

In the replay of this "O" (Cena's first-ever by my calculations), I could see my "Cena Fears Dan-e-o" sign. I'm sure it was at that very moment that John knew it was true. (Tongue in cheek).

After a spectacular match, however, John Cena was crowned with his third WWE championship. Sorry folks, I am not DDP and I will NOT be putting Cena over. And I'll tell that to his papa!...who was sitting ringside. (I actually did, but over the noise of the crowd, he didn't hear me...unless he fears me like his son does and just didn't want to dare look my way!).

Well, at least we got to leave the Air Canada Centre with our specially designed Unforgiven seats. With John Cena's screaming image on it. How fitting.

Cena winning the title in Toronto. Now that's unforgivable!



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9.17.2006

Unforgiven Predictions

The WWE has still not been forgiven for last year's craptacular Unforgiven card... but this year's installment looks to be pretty solid.

Thanks in part to the fact that we'll be treated to not one but TWO major WWE-created specialty matches in the Hell In A Cell AND Tables, Ladders and Chairs matches.

We're not sure when the last time was that both of these major showdowns occurred on the same card, but WWE certainly picked the right city to present them in: T-dot baby!

Arguably (but don't argue with us!) the world's greatest wrestling city EVER, Toronto has hosted tons of big time wrestling shows including TWO WrestleManias (for now) and a SummerSlam event. We also hold the record for hosting the biggest episode of "Raw" ever. Over 40 000 people packed the SkyDome (now the Rogers Centre) in February 1999 for "Raw" - the very episode that ended in a face to face showdown between Vince McMahon and Stone Cold Steve Austin (the image from this event would become infamous in the history of their feud as it was used for the cover of the DVD commemorating the long rivalry).

This Sunday, Toronto's Air Canada Centre hosts Unforgiven with Tha "O" Show sitting ringside. For the record, the ACC floorplan tells us that we're sitting in the row behind Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler (damn! not enough TV time). We'll be clad in our brand new "O" Show tees (order yours yet?!? what are you waiting for?!?! Order one now!) and will be hoisting throughout the show the following signs (among others): "Cena Fears Dan-e-o", "I Wish King Booker Was Here", "Thank You Trish", "Umaga Is Caca" and "Bret Was In On It!" (we expect some heat for that one).

Anyway, on to the predictions...

Kane VS. Umaga

Dan-e-o Says:
This will easily be the lamest bout on the card. Neither competitor possesses much of a formiddable in-ring prowess. "The battle of the monsters" will probably (to use a Mick Foley phrase) stink up the joint. Considering, Umaga's 'monster' push, however, I expect him to go over. Nuff said.
Prediction: Umaga

Big Daddy Says:
They keep trying to shove Umaga down our throats, and nobody's buyin' it. He has pinfall wins against Cena, HHH and HBK all within a four week span. All that and most fans still think they could kick his fat ass. Not to mention his finisher is lame in a pro wrestling ring. If I popped you with a thumb to the throat it'd probably fuck you up - but in a ring, it just looks dumb. That being said, they are really trying to get him over, so shit, why not.
Prediction: Umaga

Carlito VS. Randy Orton

Big Daddy Says:
Carlito really gets it. He understands this business. Do you think he just learned how to work a high flying style over the course of the summer? Hell no. He used to work like a heel - an old school heel. Heels kick and punch. Babys fly. Carlito gets it. He knows how to pop a crowd. I'm REALLY hopin' he heads to the main event against Edge following this program. Randy Orton doesn't entertain me on any level. I hope he loses every match for the rest of his career.
Prediction: Carlito

Dan-e-o Says:
I've been a pretty big fan of Carlito for some time now. And a pretty big hater of Randy Orton for all of time! Carlito happens to be one of the few interesting heels-turned-babyface that still hold my interest. In Stone Cold-like fashion, young Carly was able to make the transition without becoming corny (a la John Cena). In addition, I'm really feeling his very babyface-like high-flying additions to his arsenal. He has only improved over the past few months and I think he may be primed for a world title run in the near future.
Prediction: Carlito

World Tag Team Championship Match
The Spirit Squad VS. The Highlanders

Dan-e-o Says:
Apparently, the Spirit Squad is supposed to be breaking up. But then again, I heard that was to occur months ago. It's inevitable these boys are bound to break up and branch out on their own (similar to Team Canada in TNA) but are they each ready for life in the solo lane just yet? Whether or not they disband this Sunday, it appears The Highlanders (Canadians in real life, by the way) are set to finally get the tag straps. I say 'finally' only because by current WWE terms, The Highlanders have been chasing the titles for a while now - since they arrived on the scene...just a couple of months ago, long enough eh?
Prediction: New tag champs - The Highlanders

Big Daddy Says:
I need the Highlanders to pick up this win in order to start the ball rolling on my Canadian Clean Sweep. The only reason the cheerleaders are still together and holding the belts is because the genius "Raw" writers haven't been able to come up with a creative way to split them up. Hopefully an actual 2 man tag team wearing gold will help a seemingly revitilized tag division.
Prediction: New tag champs - The Highlanders

Women's Championship Match
Lita VS. Trish Stratus

Big Daddy Says:
The WWE has never had a competitor win a title on their last night in the company. Vince loves firsts. This would also leave things with Stratus on a good note, and leave the door open, and an easy storyline should she ever decide to return. Hold a battle royal the next night on "Raw" and crown a new champ. Give it to Melina or something. Lita's contract is up in October anyways. This would mean two thirds of my Canadian Clean Sweep are complete.
Prediction: Big Daddy Donnie's former co-host, Trish Stratus

Dan-e-o Says:
This has GOT to be a lock. Trish Stratus wins and retires as Women's Champion. She will be finishing off her career in her hometown of Toronto...so the writing's on the wall right? Well...maybe not. Wrestling tradition, from what I know, generally has a competitor lose in his (or her) final match. Didn't Terry Funk job to Bret Hart in his 'retirement' match years ago? Oh yeah, Funk's last match isn't until 2020. Go Trish, we love ya girl!
Prediction: Trish Stratus

Intercontinental Title Match
Johnny Nitro VS. Jeff Hardy


Dan-e-o Says:
I actually like what WWE has done with Jeff Hardy since his return being thrust into the main picture with the big boys immediately, Hardy's return to WWE has been pretty good thus far. It's good to see he's still senton-bombing away even with his extra girth and I like that he's already gotten in Edge's face...foreshadowing a possible run at the WWE title in the future. With that being said, I definitely don't think Johnny Nitro's run as IC champ is coming to an end anytime soon. Hopefully this'll make for a good ongoing rivalry.
Prediction: Johnny Nitro (probably with some good ol' fashion cheating).

Big Daddy Says:
Does the WWE fully trust Hardy's no-showin' ass yet? I don't know. What I do know is Matt Hardy is just counting his days on "SmackDown!" before a Hardyz reunion tour is kicked off. Jeff has the potential to be a big star, but do the fans believe in him? He's a career underachiever as a singles wrestler, and I think somehow Nitro will find a way to pull this out.
Prediction: Johnny Nitro

Hell In A Cell
D-Generation X VS. The McMahons & Tha Big Show

Big Daddy Says:
Unless the Outsiders are on their way to "Raw", it's time to break up DX. Triple H and HBK are both looking weaker than they were before this gimmick started. Their drawing power is fading too. All you have to do for evidence of that is check Monday's episode of "Raw". Hunter VS. Vince pulled the lowest segment of the show. I'm aware that HBK and HHH have not lost a Hell in a Cell between the two of them, but screw it... Toronto is heel town and the McMahons are going over.
Prediction: Vince, Shane and Big Show

Dan-e-o Says:
I don't even care who wins this one. This is bound to be a blood bath! I'm even wondering if we're going to get splattered by any! This match is guaranteed to have some O's...and I'm definitely counting on Shane O Mac himself to provide a couple. Void of any major O moments in the last pay-per-view, I think that both this match and the competitors involved allow for a great possibility of WWE making it up to us. Either way, this feud has got to end sometime and this is the match to end all feuds...saying that, I can't see the McMahons winning the feud...especially with beatdowns being handed to DX over the past couple of weeks.
Prediction: DX

WWE Championship Match - Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Edge VS. John Cena
Dan-e-o Says:
As mentioned in my "Edge Has The Edge!!" article, I'm starting to seriously believe that Edge will remain WWE champion (as he deserves) and Cena will head his punk ass over to "SmackDown!". Or maybe it's all just wishful thinking. Cena did lose to Edge in his hometown of Boston at SummerSlam. Is Edge supposed to return the favour in his hometown of Toronto? NAAAAHH!!! For the record, I'm ALSO predicting that the Blue Jays will leapfrog over the Red Sox to finish second in the AL East this year!). Screw Beantown, T-dot all the way baby!
Prediction: Edge

Big Daddy Says: The match is taking place in the champion's hometown - the center of the freakin' galaxy, right here in tha T Dot and yet I feel, he is the underdog. The "SmackDown!" stipulation threw me for a loop. I really don't see them moving Cena to "SmackDown!". I think they should, but for whatever reason, McMahon feels Cena is the man to carry the torch. Edge is undefeated at WrestleMania, but he is 0-4 at Unforgiven... including a title loss (IC title to Christian). The heart says Edge and the head says I freakin' hate Cena. Logically, I should pick Cena, but I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
Prediction: Edge (do it homeboy)
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9.15.2006

Interview with Diamond Dallas Page

DDP

PART ONE

PART TWO

Just when you thought Tha O Show couldn't top yesterday's awesome interview with Chris Kanyon ... we did it again! Self High Five! It's time for all our O-sters to FEEL THE BANG!!

Dan-e-o & Big Daddy Donnie were joined by the ever-interesting, super-personable and extremely candid Diamond Dallas Page. At this point, DDP is the biggest name to grace Tha "O" Show with an interview.

The former 3-time, 3-time, 3-time (yes, he had that schtick first) WCW Champion, Diamond Dallas Page gives a no-holds-barred, outright and honest look into his life as both a professional wrestler and new-found yoga (Yoga for Regular Guys, to be exact) guru.

Check out the interview NOW!!


Hear DDP discuss:

-his recent trip to Iraq

-his memories of Eddie Guerrero and Latino Heat's responsibility for the greatest "O" of DDP's career

-the highest (becoming the oldest first-time world champion ever) and lowest (David Arquette becoming world champion!) points in his WCW career

-his honest thoughts on some of WWE's current superstars including Edge, John Cena and Randy Orton

-getting his professional wrestling career going in Canada

-his exclusive-to-Toronto WrestleMania appearances

-his beef and impending lawsuit with rap mogul, Jay-Z!

-his pride and joy: YRG (Yoga for Regular Guys) and how its changed his life

-steroids (has he ever used them?)

Listen NOW to find out all of this and much, much more!!


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9.14.2006

Massive Interview with Chris Kanyon (contains MAJOR Blockbuster News!)

Chris Kanyon

PART ONE

PART TWO

This is quite simply one of the most candid and informative wrestling interviews ever conducted!

Chris Kanyon made headlines in early 2006 by being the first pro wrestler to publicly out himself as a gay man.

Kanyon spoke at length about the incident last week in Tampa where he held signs up when standing ringside at a WWE house show. He held signs that read "HHH, Ask Vince why he really fired me" and "Shawn, please pray for my gay soul".

Many of Kanyon's closest friends admitted to Tha O Show that even they weren't sure if this story was a work... Kanyon said he currently has no deal with the WWE, but isn't sure if this is in fact a work. Could the WWE be allowing this to unfold much like the Matt Hardy revolution of 2005?


Since that time, stories have arisen about Kanyon having been fired by the WWE simply for that fact. He discusses all that at length...

And here's the BIG SCOOP: Kanyon blew the lid off of one of the biggest stories in the history of professional wrestling. For the first time ever, he publicly discussed a casual conversation he had with Bret Hart. You won't BELIEVE what Bret told Chris about the Montreal screwjob!

Bret Hart admitted the whole thing, WAS A WORK! Don't believe it? LISTEN TO THE

INTERVIEW!

Why are you still reading? You should be listening! Alright fine. Want to know what ELSE is in this big two parter (as if they wasn't enough!) ......

Kanyon had spoken to TNA wrestling about a massive angle where he would out himself and talk about how the WWE wouldn't hire him back because of his preferences. What happened to that deal? Find out in this interview.

Also:

- Kanyon talks about his time in the original ECW

- He talks about his time in Memphis and Smokey Mountain before finally landing in WCW

- He discusses his time in WCW, including the Mortis gimmick and how the NWO killed that steam.

- He is very candid about his earnings in professional wrestling, revealing his salary for each year he worked in WCW and the WWE.

- We discuss the decision to come out to an audience that is largely homophobic. Has it helped or hindered his career?

- He talks about coming out to close friends, including friend of Tha O Show - L'Artiste (aka Referee Dave Linton) and their reactions.

- He also mentioned how another friend of Tha O Show, Canadian indy star Notorious T.I.D. had figured out pretty early that Kanyon was in fact gay. How did T.I.D. know? Find out.

- Did Kanyon get into wrestling simply because he's gay and wanted to be closer to half naked men? He answers that question quite candidly.

- Kanyon expresses his feelings on Eric Bischoff

- He ribs his good buddy Diamond Dallas Page

- He ribs Tha O Show's own Big Daddy Donnie through the entire interview.

- He talks about the hate mail he has received, and the internet wrestling media in general.

- Also ... Kanyon speaks openly and emotionally about his near death experiences and
suicide attempt. How is he doing now?

All this and SO MUCH MORE in this unbelievably candid and very real - two part conversation with Chris Kanyon.

Visit Kanyon on MySpace, myspace.com/chriskanyon

Visit Kanyon's Official Website, ChrisKanyon.net

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9.13.2006

Press Release: BSE TV Taping

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How Hard Has Bret Screwed Bret?

Some fans would ask, "how can you criticize one of the greatest champions of the 1990's?" I would respond, "how can you not?"

Bret Hart was close to being released when he was lucky enough to be paired with Jim Neidhardt and Jimmy Hart to form the Hart Foundation. They had a successful run as a team that lasted many years, and were one of my favorite childhood tag teams.

Then they split up, and Bret came seemingly out of nowhere to defeat Mr. Perfect for the Intercontinental title at Summerslam. So far so good...

When the steroid trial reared it's ugly head, Bret was in position to change the face of the stereotypical WWE champion. This ushered in a new WWE era.

I will give Bret his due. Bret's successful title run paved the way for the actual WWE wrestling product to get better over the years, and set the stage for many smaller wrestlers to have success. Without Bret carrying the ball, would we have had Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit title runs? It's debatable. We can look back at Bret Hart leading the charge for the "New Generation" and we see a time where WWE business wasn't very impressive. While Bret wasn't offensive as champion, he certainly didn't put the butts in the seats that Hogan did before him and Austin did after...

For me personally, becoming a fan when the Megapowers were sitting on top of the wrestling world, it was hard to support Bret Hart as a World Heavyweight Champion. His defeat of Ric Flair meant no title rematch for Randy Savage. His first title reign would be ended to put the belt back around Hogan's waist, but by the time he had his second reign, it was more than apparant that Hulkamania was either dead or certainly on a long hiatus.

I learned to live with Bret Hart as a World Champion. While I never cared particularly about the stories between Bret and Owen, Hakushi, or Bob Backlund, I knew Bret Hart could produce a great match. I point to his match with the British Bulldog at In Your House as a shining example of what Bret could do in the ring when he had the belt. That match is vastly underated, as most people tend to remember their 1992 Summerslam encounter.

Outside of the ring, I didn't feel like Bret delivered. As a babyface champion, he was boring. I didn't feel that he was the best there is, best there was, or the best their ever would be, and resented him for making the claim.

The WWE groomed Shawn Michaels as a successor to the Hitman. Bret was never happy with the way he was portrayed in the buildup to Wrestlemania, and he wasn't going to be happy with Shawn Michaels from that point on. We all know how that story ends up...

But it wasn't all Montreal Screwjobs. There was a time when the legitimate backstage tension between Bret and Shawn was good for the business, especially while the WWE accidentally found their new savior in a foul mouthed s.o.b. by the name of Steve Austin.

Bret had lost touch with the fans who were tired of his lame babyface schtick. It was time for a change. Bret joined with Owen, The Anvil, The Bulldog, and "Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman to form the NEW Hart Foundation, and while WCW was still dominating the ratings war, the Foundation's feuds were rebuilding interest in RAW. Eventually it would give birth to Austin vs. McMahon and Degeneration X, and the ball would be back in Vince's court.

Before that however, Bret's relationship with the WWE would self-destruct. Bret Hart was sitting on top of the WWE as the World Champion. However, his large contract was too much for Vince to handle, and Bret wasn't happy anyways. Bret wanted a change of scenery. It was time for him to move on.

The Survivor Series came from Canada that year, where Bret was still a crowd favorite. He wasn't comfortable with dropping the title to Shawn Michaels in his home country. We all know the story, as the WWE has revisited numerous times since.

Vince defended his actions by breaking kayfabe on Raw and essentially explaining how the business works. When you are a champion, and you are leaving a promotion, you do the right thing and lose the title. Hell, when you aren't a champion, and you are leaving a promotion, you lose a few matches. They weren't in Calgary, they were in Canada. That's like Hogan saying that he can't lose a match in the United States (which I guess arguably you could say he's pretty much stuck to over the past 20 plus years).

When Vince decided to take the title off Bret, he was doing what was best for himself and his employees. Had Vince let Bret leave as the WWE World Champion, and had a tournament or battle royal for a vacant title while Bret appeared on WCW TV as the man who never lost the title, I guarantee that WWE would not be the promotion left standing today, and regardless of what you think about the current WWE product, wrestling as a whole would be worse off. Could you imagine a WCW product in 2006 with no competition for ratings? I think we can all safely presume that it would be absolutely horrid.

Bret should have done business, point blank. A loss to Michaels in Canada would have done a lot less damage to the Hitman than the aftermath of the Montreal Screwjob did.

Bret Hart has essentially spent the past 9 years publicly crying about what happened at that Survivor Series. His chance to redeem himself in World Championship Wrestling is largely a flop, as he doesn't truly have a memorable match until after Owen Hart dies, and he meets Benoit at the Kemper Arena in a tribute match. WCW does nothing for Bret Hart, and Bret Hart does nothing for WCW.

As much as I criticize Bret, I don't do it without sympathy. In the time between the Montreal Screwjob and right now, both of his parents have passed, his brother died in a very public accident, his brother in law dies as well, his marriage falls apart, his family begins fighting amongst itself, and then Goldberg mule kicks Bret's head off, effectively ending Bret's career. If that's not enough, Bret then has a stroke.

It's impossible to not have compassion for Bret Hart, however it's hard to grant as much compassion as Bret consistently asks for. I mean essentially, everything mentioned in the last paragraph is something that Vince has blamed on Vince McMahon.

Bret Hart's story is tragic, as he has gone from the excellence of execution to a very cynical shell of his former self. Bret has made no apologies for constantly chastizing everything WWE related in his Calgary Sun column since his retirement.

He has attached the in ring work of Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels, two of the greatest in ring performers of all time, and two men who Bret himself has had some of his greatest matches with. He criticizes that their matches are all the same.

However it is Bret himself who is responsible for the popularization of the term, "five moves of doom." Watch the Bret Hart DVD and look for matches that don't reach their climax with a vertical suplex, Russian legsweep, backbreaker, elbowdrop from the second rope, and the Sharpshooter.

Then watch the extras on the DVD, and find out how Bret even learned the Sharpshooter. Made it up in the Dungeon? No. The so called "Excellence of Excecution" had to have Konnan (as Max Moon) teach him the sharpshooter. I was hooking the Scorpion Deathlock when I was 5 years old, and it was damn effective too. I made a lot of little kids tap.

If anything is more important to Bret than his pride, it's his legacy. The Bret Hart DVD only exists because Bret was willing to put his pride aside if it meant he could have control over his DVD.

Bret becomes wrestling's greatest hypocrite as he poses shaking hands with Vince McMahon, who he has publicly chastized for tearing apart his life and his family, so that he can reestablish to fans that he was important to the business.

Bret, no one ever disputed that you were important to the wrestling business. We all know that you mattered. You contributed some fantastic things. You created a legacy for yourself.

However, your continuing campaign to prove to fans that you were one of the greatest of all time is doing much more to tarnish your legacy than it is to build it. Bret was ok with appearing on TV for Vince McMahon so long as it placed him into the WWE Hall of Fame. He flat out stated that he would walk out if Shawn Michaels attended, and he refused to appear on the stage at Wrestlemania, which is the part of the induction especially for the fans to give their appreciation, but Bret did indeed cement his place in wrestling history.

Shortly afterward, he was inducted into an alternate Hall of Fame, and made sure to still get in a shot at Vince and the WWE Hall of Fame.

Everytime Bret Hart makes a veiled comment like that the WWE Hall of Fame means nothing, I don't picture Bret Hart standing on the second rope holding his title belt. I picture Bret Hart standing around the ring, breaking monitors.

Day by day, Bret Hart does more and more to make that image resound in my head at the mention of his name.

Recently Bret said he wouldn't mind appearing on WWE TV to unveil that the whole Montreal situation was a work, but he can't because of his stroke. If it was a work, it certainly didn't work out as Bret had planned, and he's done more than enough to let us know ever since 1997.

The wrestling community as a whole is more than over what happened at the 1997 Survivor Series. Shawn and Vince may not be, but at least when they relive it, they do it in the name of entertainment. Bret Hart relives that night as a spiteful old man, and I've yet to see anything positive come of it.

Bret carries the weight of everything that happened at that Survivor Series everyday with him. Due to his attitude and his column, the event is almost more identifiable with him than his in-ring work. Bret has indeed screwed Bret, and even if he doesn't have to accept fault for what happened that night, he does have to accept fault for the change in public opinion since his retirement.

It's time, Bret, to forgive and forget. It is time to fade from the limelight and let your past actions define how you will be remembered...

Golden Talent or Tarnished Legacy? Wrestling Legend or Wrestling Tragedy?

Only time will tell...
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Words From Stro: "Angle, Trish, and Fall Touring"

The following is a column written by Stro - formerly The Maestro of World Championship Wrestling.

Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of the "WFS". Hope you all are having a great fall so far. Survived the storm Ernesto here. Just a bunch of yard work to do with broken tree limbs, branches,and such. Been checking on my grandmother who has been back and forth to the hospital along with my mother who will be having gall bladder surgery next Wednesday. So any thoughts and prayers for them would be greatly appreciated. Now lets get started.

I was shocked like a lot of people about Kurt Angle's departure from the WWE. But I am glad he is doing what he can to straighten out his personal life so he can be come back full strength. To say I have great respect for this awesome athlete is an understatement. Through several injuries through the years, this man has become an Olympic gold medalist, Wrestling Hall of Famer, numerous time WWE champion, etc. Kurt Angle is one of the greatest athletes of modern time. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. Hope to see Kurt back in the ring soon.

Another departure from the WWE is the great Trish Stratus. This tremendous female athlete helped redefine the "diva" wrestling persona in the WWE and has helped paved the way for many future female wrestlers by her example. Her hard work and dedication helped make her one of the greatest female competitors ever. She will be greatly missed.

One of my graduates from my wrestling school, V.A. Hampton, will be moving down to the Florida area soon. V.A. is a gifted athlete that is a definite future star to look out for. You can check out V.A. 's website at http://www.myspace.com/4danswer

I would also like to thank the good folks at NWA Mountain State for once again having me for the TV taping event in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia last week. The last time I was in that area was years ago during my Smoky Mountain Wrestling tenure. Had some great matches with Buzzsaw and the NWA-MSW champion War Machine. Also was good seeing veterans like Ricky Morton and "Nature Boy" Buddy Landell. Hope to return to NWA-MSW again soon. You can check out their website at http://www.mountainstatewrestling.com/

Also would like to thank Paul Harley, the SCW/Ohio family, and The Game Crazy store for having me at their events in Zanesville, Ohio this past Saturday. Had a great time with the Ohio fans their as well as having a great match with Eddie Insane along with Selena. Was a great time cracking "Spaceball" movie jokes with the guys and gals in the back (laughs). Hope to return there again soon.

While I was in Ohio, I got a chance to see once again some of my old wrestling buddies Paul and D.S.. Was great talking to them once again and recollecting old memories of the Kentucky/Tennessee territories. One story we were discussing was when at one time Bill Dundee had to wrestle a guerrilla. That was quite a tale.


Tales from the Lair
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"About four years ago or so I was at an autograph signing with WWE Hall of Famer "Mr. USA" Tony Atlas along with "Enos" of the Dukes of Hazzard TV series at Broadway on the Beach in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Everything was going smoothly when I heard people running outside. I looked out the window to see a tornado touching down in the ocean appearing to be heading this way from a distance. Everyone was heading out the door, except Enos who was staring outside the window. I stopped myself and came by to join Enos who was watching the tornado from a distance. "That dang tornado ain't going nowhere" says Enos as it appeared to be weakening and eventually went away. Later that evening I bumped into Ricky Morton who was nearby and asked him if he has seen it. "Seen it? It was right next door to my motel!"


Stro Mailbox
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Michael from West Virginia:

"Good seeing you wrestle on TV for NWA Mountain State. When will you be wrestling up here again?"

Stro: Be looking out for me on upcoming NWA Mountain State TV shows. Also will be in Ravenswood, West Virginia at Octoberfest Sunday October 8th for Mason Dixon Wrestling

Samantha from North Dakota
"Stro, who would you think would win in an UFC bout between Chuck Lidell and Rich Franklin?"

Stro: "This bout would be a tough one to call as both are excellent strikers. Franklin is very well rounded with striking and grappling. But that is if he can get by Liddell's explosive striking like he displayed in his recent pay per view win over Renato Sobral."

Hiro from Japan
"Enjoy reading your columns Stro. You are a good person and a great wrestler. Best of luck."

Stro: "Thank you so much Hiro! Please give everyone your way my best!"


To write feedback for the mailbox section
of the Words from Strozilla column, email to:
wordsfromstrozilla@yahoo.com. Let me hear from you!

To book Stro formerly WCW's Maestro (U.S. and Internationally) for
appearances,autograph signings,seminars,or for your
pro wrestling event,
email at:
strobookings@yahoo.com


Upcoming events and more:


September 27th
Hudson Brothers Deli
115 S Lee St
Rockingham, NC
Tel: (910) 895-6002
Time of appearance: 8 pm est.


September 30th
Pro wrestling event
Southern Pines, North Carolina
Pinecrest High School
Belltime: 8 pm est.


ACPW
http://www.freewebs.com/acpwpro
Legends show
Saturday October 7th
Kenansville Auditorium
Kenansville, North Carolina
Belltime is 7:30 pm est.
email: acpwarena@yahoo.com

Grand marshall for this year's Magnolia Firemen's Day Parade in Magnolia, North Carolina Saturday October 7. Start of the parade is 10 am est.


Mason Dixon Wrestling event
Sunday October 8th
Ravenswood, West Virginia
Octoberfest Festival Belltime: 2 pm est.
website: http://www.masondixonpro.com


Sunday November 5th
ASW
West Virginia
(location and time to be announced)
website:
http://www.all-star-wrestling.com


Saturday November 11th
Enigma,Georgia
Pro wrestling event (with Lady Amazon).
Belltime: 8 pm est.
GWA Arena

Thank you all for taking the time to read my column. Will return next week for another "WFS" column edition. Till next week,you all have a great weekend. Please remember our brave men and women soldiers who fight and protect for all of us. Be safe and take care. GOD bless!

Stro/formerly WCW's Maestro
"Nobody can go toe to toe with the Stro!"
http://www.thestro.com
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